You’ve seen the genius of Portlandia’s “Put a Bird on It,” haven’t you? It’s a must for all crafty types:
If you can’t bring yourself to put a WHOLE bird on it, settle for the next best thing: bird parts!
{Source} $40 and a date with a biker dude
These are something I did not know existed, but now I NEED. My birthday is coming up. Just saying.
{Source} $53.40 because just $53 would not be enough
Pretty much perfect for every occasion including Gay Pride.
{Source} $89 and the convenience of never having to have your friends call to ask if you’re on the way back from the beer tent yet because they will be able to see you from anywhere.
I want to go eat a carton of Chubby Hubby just so I DON’T end up looking like this miserable bobble-headed little bony wretch. And I don’t even LIKE Chubby Hubby.
This slimming fridge magnet is designed to reduce the excessive amount of trips to the fridge. Whilst it does not claim any magical powers it serves as an extra reminder of “the big goal” whenever you are lurking into the kitchen.
{Source} $8 and all the pie you can stuff into your pie-hole
I just had to share this, given the post of the other day about babies in bow ties: more proof that babies hate them. Look at this kid – he doesn’t even have to use his words to tell it like it is!
Little man is mad! Little man is scornful! Little man just wants his jammies back!
This shop is full of horrors, but this one is my favorite – a screen-printed eye mask:
But on the other hand, it might have a practical use: say someone breaks into your home, intent on nefarious purposes. You pop up from bed wearing this. Poof! Intruder is OUT OF THERE (and will probably never attempt a home invasion again). So this thing may actually reduce the crime rate. Get one and do your part.
{Source} Only $15 – how can you resist, you CrimeStopper?
Is this a doll thing or a real baby thing or what? And if it is a real baby thing, why does a baby need a bow tie? Do you really want to take the chance on strangling a baby with something pointless? Or am I just a neurotic freak? Help me, my people.
{Source} $20 and your eternal vigilance