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Bigfoot on the toilet – fine art, indeed

If art broadens your horizons, I’m not sure I want horizons this big:

Bigfoot poopingThe title is

“Bigfoot breaks into some Dude’s Cabin and Totally takes a fat Dump in his toilet”

Wow. Kinda has a “Mona Lisa” ring to it, doesn’t it?

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Suebob believes that poop and art should stay far, far away from one another.

Posted by suebob on March 18, 2010
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Something To Nibble On…

I happened to be searching for local Alaskan Craftastrophes when I spotted this little gem, made right in my home town of Wasilla, Alaska.il 430xN.98346356 Something To Nibble On...

Yep, that’s a rare spotting of an Alaskan snuggle pillow.  I haven’t seen one in the wild in years… especially not in the coveted maroon color WITH latex nipples in a DD size!  I think the crochet is a nice touch- I like all my perv-y pillows to have a homemade look to them.  That way it’s easier for them to blend in with the other pillows on the couch!  Enjoy trying to get this image out of your head for the rest of the day…

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Gillian Wright keeps it real about kids, crafts, organizing,  and (lack of) housework at Mrs. Wright, Gone Wrong.

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Aye, like a map of Ireland

Today is St. Patrick’s Day and even those without a touch o’ Irish pumping through their veins seem to be celebrating.  I mean, it’s a free pass to inhale corned beef and Guinness right?  But if partaking in traditional food and drink seem too commonplace for you, if you’re really looking to spice it up a bit, then might I suggest this lovely little number:

st pattricks craftastrophe 300x225 Aye, like a map of Ireland

I mean really. You won’t even NEED a shirt that says ”Kiss me, I’m Irish!” because the ladies will come a’ chargin’!

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Yes, while Samantha is indeed part Irish you will not be seeing any foreign materials encompassing her face.

Posted by Samantha Jo on March 17, 2010
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day

A reminder from your friends at Craftastrophe – please don’t drink too much green beer today, or you’ll end up looking like this:

Hangover leprechaun

Or you may make a drunken mistake, get online and end up spending $175 on something like this:

Conan O'Brien LeprechaunWhy, yes, that IS the Conan O’Brien dollhouse miniature leprechaun you had always wanted! It must be the luck of the Irish.

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{Source} Conan O’Leprechaun

Suebob does not look good in green.

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{NSFW} Bust of the Artist’s Mistress

It’s the price that always gets me on these things: for $1,700, this fine wooden sculpture of titties can make your desk a less lonely place.

bust1 {NSFW} Bust of the Artists Mistress

“Hand sculpted wooden, life-size bust of the artist’s mistress.
For many years she sat upon my desk, conjuring up many a nostalgic reminiscence from a time when this smooth wooden sculpture here before me was subtle flesh, filling the air with a touch of Shalimar and palpable desire.
Young men were honored and felt somewhat gifted to be in the presence of a Liz Taylor look-alike dressed up like a sweet hippie in estrus.”

And now I know that you are thinking, “Of course I want to buy a likeness of a sweet hippie in estrus. But what would I do with a boobie sculpture? Surely my wife would not approve!”

bust2 {NSFW} Bust of the Artists Mistress

Fear not, the artist has thought of everything: There is apparently built in storage of some sort, which should make it okay in onlookers’ eyes. That, or you can point each tata independently. Either way, this is clearly a must-add for your art collection.

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Cat Rocketship is an artist, but doesn’t believe that boobs should be the only feature in a work of art.

Posted by Cat Rocketship on March 16, 2010
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