At least, I hope THIS Santa doesn't visit. Because this Santa is creeeeepy. {Source} $390 but that's what you pay when you buy art and not some normal-looking Santa from Target for $29.99, you philistine.

I know we're supposed to live and let live, and not question other people's lifestyle choices. And yet sometimes I cannot stop myself. I'm ok with a lot of things, but I just can't endorse an elfin lifestyle. Sorry. {Source} $8, a small price to let your freak flag fly.

I'm just sad because I think the Christmas shipping cutoff date has passed: {Source} $268, or 5 cents per fake pearl.

This kind of makes me long for the days when sculpture meant some dead general on a horse in the plaza: {Source} $100,000, though you could probably talk them down to $99,995 if you work it hard enough.

If you want to give a Christmas present that no one will ever forget you gave... {Source} $1195. I cannot complain.