I’d use it to keep my head propped upright; or stick it on the talker next to me and blow it up to the point where they could no longer breathe talk.

Either way: $170.00 Blow up neck warmer / brace FTW!

Thanks Cari for showing us this store!

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Can you believe it’s been a year since we started sharing the wealth of awesomeness that is bad crafts? An entire year!

Who knew that when we began this site on that early November morning with a vagina wallet we’d be sharing the best of the worst.

But seriously?! They’re not always the worst. In fact, I’ve developed a penchant for a wide variety of Teh Kitsch, some of which we’ve featured here and over the past year I have had to fight the urge to buy these items quite a few times. Not because I don’t need them or want them but because I fear that the shop owner may actually send me a pile of poop instead.

This site has brought us many opportunities to share with you some of the freakiest stuff you’ve sent us, it’s also brought us one freakishly amazing toddlerpede created by Jon Beinart which now adorns our header.

So thank you! Thank you for a fabulous first year and many of these great finds!

Each gallery image is linked to their respective post where you will find their credits.

Thanks again readers! We’re indebted to you! Keep sending then crafts and we’ll keep providing the snark!

Craftastrophic kisses to you!

Gives new meaning to gobbling on your girlfriend’s earlobes.  Pleh.

Still, nothing says I love you like dead tree rat.  Nothing.

Thanks Suebob!

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Are you f*cking kidding me?  What is this crap?  I’m all for recycling, but once it’s in the bin, that sh*it is for the mice to chew on.

Besides, don’t notebooks already come with cardboard covers?

From the listing:

Perfect for recording life’s events and/or as a sketch book.

Life’s events?  If my life included making notebooks from Eggo boxes (not that I eat Eggo’s, that kife will kill you), I would not spend the time writing it down!

Wait.  You drink Coors Light?

That’s explains eeeeverything.

Because you must be drunk on douchebeer to think you can charge $68 bucks for a necklace made from PAINT CHIPS.

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That poor poor child.

Thanks Suebob!

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