Okay people.  You think the toothbrush bracelet went too far?  Oh, it did, it did.  But this, found by Rach at Grasping for Objectivity KILLED. ME. DEAD.

Behold, the cat food bag, purse, and clutch:

And there were even more on Etsy:

I can totally imagine a middle aged woman with 18 cats, hoarding all the cat food bags and shopping for dollar store felt to line them with. Here, kitty kitty…

*shudder*

Thanks Rach!

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Want a mask that will make you look *just* like Cheech Marin?

How about Tommy Chong?

Or Both?

Wait no longer.  Well, as long as you have $42,000 for each one.  Because CLEARLY THE ARTIST IS HIGH.

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Custom, acrylic painting done on canvas board from an ultrasound photo. Since it is from an ultrasound photo, it will be somewhat abstract and surreal in appearance, but will still capture the joy of expecting a baby. Just e-mail me a photo and tell me which color you would like. The one shown here, is in monochromatic green with metallic yellow to add warmth and depth. If you have several favorite photos, send them all, and I’ll pick one. The painting can usually be done within a weekend’s time and I can ship it when it dries.

The joy of expecting a baby?

Warmth and depth?

How does this creepy goblin exhibit any of those things?!

I can only imagine the sheer terror on my mother’s face if one day fatty pregnant me rolled up with this horror in tow. It would be second only to her look of disappointment upon learning that not only did I order this monstrosity, I paid $85 for it.

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Renee hopes never to have anything like that growing inside of her.

Good for cookies and MILK! Get it?

No? Okay, that was a pretty bad joke. At this point I’m less concerned with these boobies, more concerned with my Craftastic boob fixation.

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Cat Rocketship is an artist, and curates less-boobful pieces for indie craft show Market Day.

Wassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup?

I think I just found inspiration for the next MamaPop party cake.  That lizard is as dope as a unicorn, easily.  Plus have you ever seen a unicorn with a castle on it’s butt?

No, no you have not.

From the listing:

11″ high X 18″ long X 21″. Antique taxidermy Iguana. Ivan was a gift from a wonderful customer. He is 75+ years old and looked older. He was very patient while I made repairs and added a castle to his back. This old boy is ready for his new life.

I hope I’m rockin’ as hard as this guy when I’m 75+!  (and that the MamaPop party tradition will live on till then)

Thanks Adrienne!

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