1. Kill a few flies.

2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.

3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper… Let your imagination flow.

Here are a few examples…

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Thanks Maegan!

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Beam me upskirt…and Kiss Me:
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Blackbird sing in the dead of niiiiiiight….

Now I’m going to have that Blackbird song in my head all day.

Bonus crazy bluebird:

It kind of looks like it’s attacking her.

Evil! EVIL!

Now if you don’t think these will make you look like enough of a wingnut, you can also purchase a “caviar necklace.” Except the caviar are CostCo-sized.

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It’s a draining job, but someboobies gotta do it.  Tits not gonna do titself.

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