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Bored at Work?  Dead Fly Art Will Keep You Busy!

1. Kill a few flies.

2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour.

3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper… Let your imagination flow.

Here are a few examples…

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on February 8, 2010
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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I Don’t Even Know What a Hair Stick Is.  But These Are Frackin’ Weird.

barbie hairsticks I Dont Even Know What a Hair Stick Is.  But These Are Frackin Weird.

barbie hairsticks 2 I Dont Even Know What a Hair Stick Is.  But These Are Frackin Weird.

Thanks Maegan!

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Lovely Hair Accessories Possibly Made From Live Mammals |
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If You Like It Then You Shoulda Put a Trek On It

skirt captain kirk If You Like It Then You Shoulda Put a Trek On It

Beam me upskirt…and Kiss Me:
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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on February 7, 2010
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own |
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Alfred Hitchcock Approves This Message

bird headband Alfred Hitchcock Approves This Message

Blackbird sing in the dead of niiiiiiight….

Now I’m going to have that Blackbird song in my head all day.

Bonus crazy bluebird:

bird headband 2 Alfred Hitchcock Approves This Message

It kind of looks like it’s attacking her.

Evil! EVIL!

Now if you don’t think these will make you look like enough of a wingnut, you can also purchase a “caviar necklace.” Except the caviar are CostCo-sized.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on February 4, 2010
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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This Is Precisely What My Eyes Looked Like When I Was Breastfeeding

mama sow This Is Precisely What My Eyes Looked Like When I Was Breastfeeding

It’s a draining job, but someboobies gotta do it.  Tits not gonna do titself.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on February 2, 2010
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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