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Johnny Depp is magical, but we already knew that.

depp face1 Johnny Depp is magical, but we already knew that.

Okay, I see no a little resemblance.

depp tatoos Johnny Depp is magical, but we already knew that.

With all the emphasis on the minute details, I am curious as to why it was altered to include…

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on February 28, 2010
Ornamental Psychosis, You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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Glitter Regurgitation

These (regurgitated) polymer clay caca faces are ready to add to your art dolls compost or any other craft project which will soon be burned beyond recognition.

clayfaces Glitter Regurgitation

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 17, 2009
Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card, Messages From the Darkside, Ornamental Psychosis |
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Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid Peen

And the winner wiener is:

winner1 Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid Peen winner2 Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid Peen

winner Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid Peen

Congratulations Melany, you win this:

goldenpeen Giveaway results brought to you by Flaccid PeenThe Golden Peen!

No, really. It’s all yours.

Okay, okay. Seriously. You win a gift certificate for whatever your heart desires from Eden Fantasys!

Congratulations!

Thanks again to Casey for this find!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 26, 2009
Ornamental Psychosis, Penis Paraphernalia |
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Nekkid is festive {NSFW}

I have an incredible urge to buy these, put them on my tree and just wait to see who notices.

ornament5 Nekkid is festive {NSFW}

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 16, 2009
Ornamental Psychosis |
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Deep Squat, My Eye!

Perusing some of the older submissions I came across this. At first I thought it was just some weird polymer head with a goofy grin and funny eyes.

Then I read the description and choked on my water then spit it all over my computer.

Someone owes me a clean computer.

Heed the warning, people. Heed!

crowning Deep Squat, My Eye!

From the listing…

This is a strong mama & not for the timid. She is crowning in a deep squat, known to be an optimal position for birth, utilizing both gravity and a wide open pelvis to bring her baby strongly into the world. She refuses to be drugged, cut open, or forced onto her back in a pose of subservience. She takes charge of her birth & she’s doing it HER WAY. She is as anatomically detailed as I could manage, complete with labia, nipples & clitoral hood.

Holy feminist Batman!

Guess that makes me a push over man servant. Ah well. Can’t win ‘em all, can we? No sense in getting my labia all bunched up.

I will not make her less detailed.

How’s that for standards!?

Thanks Carolyn!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on September 29, 2009
Ornamental Psychosis, Podunk Pottery |
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