I present the Disco Ball Bra

Warning: If you break this, it is like 1 million years bad luck.
{Source} $72 worth of sparkly mirrors

Meet Screamy, the porcelain pot pipe:

Anyone can have a glass pipe. And those are lovely and some are outright incredible. But porcelain pipe? Now not everybodys GOT one of those.

Ok, I know pot isn’t supposed to be hallucinogenic. But this PIPE may be hallucinogenic.
{Source} $35, which won’t even buy you any weed these days. I think. I’m old, people.

Yes, my sister is a nutty bird lady, and I do love her. I don’t know if I love her enough to spend almost $500 on a slightly moth-eaten-looking crocheted poseable birdie, though:

Maybe I’ll just get her a bag of sunflower seeds and call it a day.

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What do you do on long, dark winter nights?

If you are Finnish, you hop in the sauna and beat each other with birch branches til you are nice and rosy.

There are also dachshunds on the other side:

Not sure what the dogs have to do with it.

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Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself “Why did I do that?” Until the next year.

Well, consider me cured.

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