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Wear your <strike>heart</strike> brain on your <strike>sleeve</strike> earlobe…

Pinky and the Brain?

I think I’m losing my touch. I have NO idea what this is or what it’s meant to be.

None.

From the listing:

These are Fimo Clay Cresents made from clear, white and pink color. They will fit earlobles the size of 5/8″ only

brain Wear your <strike>heart</strike> brain on your <strike>sleeve</strike> earlobe...

Maybe their meant to be earrings?

They kinda remind me of little bit of intestine.

Or brains.

Ya. Brains.

*shrugs*

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 3, 2009
Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity |
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Who knew you liked vagina so much!?

We’ve featured this artist here before, but DAAAYUM you’all REALLY want to see what we have to say about another one of her items that’s been making it’s way around the interwebs.

It’s been featured quite a few places as of late – including one of our favourites - mad props to Buzzfeed! - but it’s so fun we just can’t pass it up.

Who knew you liked vagina so much!?

vaginapendant Who knew you liked vagina so much!?

Sorry to those of you whom may have had your vagina replicated and it’s featured here. Ever more so if yours is the one I referred to as “moldy”.

This ones for you our lovely Craftastrophe followers, because without you none of this would have been possible.

heartshapedvuvla Who knew you liked vagina so much!?

Uhhh… my vagina* loves you?

Thanks fidget, Shannna, Cyndie, Josh & Allison, and my girl PrincessJenn

{source – replica vulva}

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*Totally NOT my vagina.

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 24, 2009
Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity, Lady Bits and Pieces |
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There’s a reason mommy drinks so much

Remember sweetie, you’re not to touch mommy’s special Work Drink. She needs those Work Drinks to make money and put a roof over your head.

big sister Theres a reason mommy drinks so much

And Jenn? LOVE HER. She sent us this email and I nearly peed when I read her comment:

Nothing says ‘Mommy drinks too much’ like a Big Sister bottle cap necklace. *snort*

But wait! There’s MORE!!

If you’re a Twilight fan – which, um HELLO! Team Edward! – there’s a butt ton of bottlecap necklaces available for you!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 7, 2009
Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit, Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity |
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Egg-cellent!

This one just makes me laugh.

Manically.

I am buying one and wearing it with my sexist* lingerie.

Hmm… I wonder if she makes bacon ones?

egg Egg cellent!

From the listing:

A fun and whimsical broach that will add a unique flair to any outfit. Pannies Broaches are made from real fried eggs that are entirely encased in gloss to make them solid and wearable. They do not smell or leak or stain, don’t worry! The edges of the egg curl up, creating a sculptural and unexpected accessory.

Seriously. Aside from bacon perfume this has to be about the easiest way to turn a man on.

I totally, unconditionally LOVE it.

Even more so that it doesn’t leak or stain. LOL

Thanks Cari!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on August 18, 2009
Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit, Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity |
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You Can Ring My Bell…Among Other Things

Imagine getting married in a dress made from those paper bells my Granny makes me buy for every wedding shower and baby shower. They sit on the table right next to her pistachio pudding/marshmallow dessert which she simply calls “Green Fluff.” She’s been making it since 1965 or earlier and I’m sure she is the only one who eats it. It might even be the same dessert she just hauls back and forth like a bowl of wax fruit. Maybe it’s not even real. I’ve never seen anyone else eat it but Granny and I’m certain she’s faking it. She’ll pull an empty spoon out of her mouth and say, “mmmmm….that green fluff is perfect! You should try it!” It’s a trick, I’m certain.

Anyway.

bell dress 2 You Can Ring My Bell...Among Other Things

I think it’s kinda funny that the hearts behind the guys head makes him look like he has giant lopsided ears at first glance.  Dude looks like a sock monkey in his funderwear.  I’m slightly jealous of this guy’s funderwear.  Want.

bell dress You Can Ring My Bell...Among Other Things

Haute Paper Couture!

*rawr*

I honestly can’t help but love this artist!  If for nothing else but her sense of humour with her “I will Screw U oh I mean I will Love U Necklace.”

Thanks Kerrie!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on July 6, 2009
Guess This Mess!, Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity |
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