Not for use in exorcisms unless you want the demons to laugh at you.

{Source} $25, eternal salvation not included

This bracelet is perfect for your dream wedding. Your dream ZOMBIE wedding.

{Source} $120. Not found at Tiffany.

Now the statement has moved from the necklace to a ring…a ring that looks suspiciously like a tortured, mutated, crocheted set of male genitalia. Or is it just me?

{Source} $95 and the sneaking suspicion you’ve been punked.

Ok, ok, I feel sorry for you already. Now go be all emo somewhere else with your broken, smashed, ripped-open heart.

{Source} $12. Therapy sessions extra.

My file of “Things Made From Fingernails That Shouldn’t Be” is beginning to fill up!

Today: Earrings.

{Source} $8.18 US. Comes with a pile of magazines missing some of their pages.