These shoes are great for Valentines Day. First, they are pink, so we know they're all girly and shit. Second, they say LOVE right on them, duh. Third, they're spiked, so if the date doesn't go well, you can always resort to violence (Hey, it's how countries solve their problems).

I design spiked platform custom High Heels with an Attitude! If you are Fearless,Fabulous and want to be noticed in a crowd - These Spikes are for YOU.

{Source} $90 closer to a venereal disease

Who has stuffing for brains? Baby has stuffing for brains! {Source}

This is smaller than a real turkey, but bigger than a chicken. That's a pretty big commitment to make to felt play food. Maybe your child could use it as a Pillow Pet as well. {Source}

I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious. I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness. {Source}

But you'll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise. {Source} Only $30. Therapy additional.