Come here, give me a hug. A BIG hug.

{Source} $21 I’l buy – but you owe me a sushi dinner

Um, what?

Rhodesian Ridgeback pendant made like my wife said to.No two are alike(hand made).Convo me for special requests.Roki Shoals ridgeback(sofa sluts) used for models.They will lay w/anyone.

Ok, so THIS explains everything.

{Source} $35 and a lifetime of explaining to do.

I don’t care. No matter how much you try to call this “human ivory,” it’s still fingernail clippings to me. No, seriously. Fingernail clippings.

Also? Get that thing out of my house.
{Source} $200 and steam cleaner rental for where I just tossed my lunch on the carpet.

It’s reader participation time! First, guess what these are:

WRONG!

We have hear 4 tanned gator tongues. These make a very good craft item. I have a friend that makes some very good wallets, bags, knife sheaths and other crafts from gator tongues. They are not dyed and their size is 9″ long and they are 3″—6″ wide. One has a hole in it. These are thick leather and a little stiff but pliable

Next reader participation: What craft item should be made from these?
{Source} $32.50 – cheap compared to other, lower-quality alligator tongues out there!

Four Three horse feet. That you need why? They aren’t BAD horse feet. The part that cracks me up is that there are only three available and that they are sold individually. So say you buy all three. Then you not only have to explain why you bought disembodied horse feet, but why you don’t have a full set. Enjoy that.

{Source} $50 bucks each. Bucks, get it? In other news, don’t you hate people who say “Get it?”