Crazy Critter Parts, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own |
“Ham” by Robert W. Walker
Know your food!
I got the idea for this piece from a stupid girl.
Crazy Critter Parts, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own |

“Ham” by Robert W. Walker
Know your food!
I got the idea for this piece from a stupid girl.
Good Idea: A cute fuzzy backpack for the little ones to haul their crap cars and crayons.

Bad Idea: A dead, gutted, animal with a metal mohawk and chicken bones for legs.
From the listing:
Cats have no names; they know who they are.
Hand and machine sewn out of wool felt (synthetic felt accents) with wet-felted wool tentacles.
Clearly this cat is unsure of who he is. I mean, it’s a CAT with TENTACLES.
CONNNN-FUSING.
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Squeamish or not. These is something terribly wrong with this.
The *art* of taxidermy really knows no bounds, does it?
I don’t know, but I don’t think the crystal encrusted effects really anything to diminishing the horror.
*shudder*
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I think I’m going to buy this plate and use it to replace an existing plate in my grandma’s collection.
Or maybe, this one?
We’ve featured this seller before. *** THE LINK CONTAINS POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL. CONSIDER THIS YOUR WARNING. *** And some of the items are extremely low brow, but still make me giggle.
I don’t know that any of them would have my grandma giggling though. She’d probably be immediately mentally writing me out of her will.
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kitty plate {source}
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