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But does it swim!?

From the listing:

Cats have no names; they know who they are.

Hand and machine sewn out of wool felt (synthetic felt accents) with wet-felted wool tentacles.

tenticalcat But does it swim!?

Clearly this cat is unsure of who he is. I mean, it’s a CAT with TENTACLES.

CONNNN-FUSING.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 11, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Crazy Critter Parts |
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Not for the squeamish ones. You asked for a warning, there it is.

Squeamish or not. These is something terribly wrong with this.

deer Not for the squeamish ones. You asked for a warning, there it is.

The *art* of taxidermy really knows no bounds, does it?

I don’t know, but I don’t think the crystal encrusted effects really anything to diminishing the horror.

*shudder*

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 4, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Crazy Critter Parts, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, For The Insane |
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But Grandma! What do you mean you’re not leaving me your plate collection anymore!?

I think I’m going to buy this plate and use it to replace an existing plate in my grandma’s collection.

kitty plate But Grandma! What do you mean youre not leaving me your plate collection anymore!?

Or maybe, this one?

headless chicken But Grandma! What do you mean youre not leaving me your plate collection anymore!?

We’ve featured this seller before. *** THE LINK CONTAINS POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE MATERIAL. CONSIDER THIS YOUR WARNING. *** And some of the items are extremely low brow, but still make me giggle.

I don’t know that any of them would have my grandma giggling though. She’d probably be immediately mentally writing me out of her will.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on October 3, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Crazy Critter Parts, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, For The Insane |
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My name is Pussy. Octopussy.

What the WHAT!?

I can’t stop staring at those eff’n eyes. They seriously skeeve me the frig out.

I think I want this chandelier in the hallway outside my kids’ rooms.

octopus1 My name is Pussy. Octopussy.

Yes. I said chandelier.

Seriously.

RAAAWWWWWWWR. GET BACK IN YER BED!!!!

octopus21 My name is Pussy. Octopussy.

From the listing:

This octopus chandelier is made from sculpted arms and head, she has pink albino taxidermy glass eyes, pearl encrusted body covered with vintage and new pearls, scallop shells, pink pearl candles and painted with pearlized paint. She measures about 42″ diameter and is about 14″ tall.

Dude. Those eyes? ARE HUGE. I’d like to know what kind of *things* taxidermist are taxiderming that would needs eyes that ginormous AND ALBINO.

*shudder*

octopus31 My name is Pussy. Octopussy.

Come hither my pretties. Come feast among my shiny pearl-like eggs.

(or egg-like pearls? Whatever.)

And now ‘Octopussy‘ will forever have a whole new meaning to me.

P.S.? How could ’someone’ even name a movie that an it not be shot down immediately by those people who suck all the funny out of movie titles?

P.P.S. I can’t not giggle every time I say Octopussy.

P.P.S.S. Am twelve.

Thanks Pam D.!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on September 10, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Crazy Critter Parts, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit, Messages From the Darkside |
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Stop looking at me swan!

The bin in my son’s daycare is overflowing with gently worn animals who have spent their days comforting young children as they take their daily naps. I’d love to shove this one in the bin and see the look on the faces of some of the parents as they dig through for their child’s beloved stuffy.

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!*

two headed Stop looking at me swan!

I don’t know know what freaks me out more: the two-headed-ness or the fact that the bunny eerily resembles Ruby.

Max and Ruby

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOUR PARENTS?!

F*ck, I hate that stupid know-it-all rabbit.

Thanks Mo!

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* Guess the movie that the quote came from? One of my favourite no-brainer movies ever! No googling!

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on August 25, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe, Crazy Critter Parts, Fantastic Felt Up, Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit |
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