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Two Thumbs..

Who has two thumbs and a shitty shirt?

twothumbs Two Thumbs..This girl.

Well, not really this girl, because dude? Did you see that shirt? Why the brass knuckles? It’s like the motherfuckin’ A Team all over again.

I pity da foo.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 17, 2009
Celebrities Give Me Hives, You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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Profess your love for Edward Cullen. Everyone’s doing it.

I am Team Psycho-stalker-pervert-old-man-vampire-cold-as-ice-Edward lover while Karen is all about the fuzzy warm drooling hound werewolf Jacob.

As much as we love the books and are braving the masses on the pre-release night of New Moon, we are on opposite teams when it comes to vampire and werewolf hotness.

I do believe we are on the same team when it comes to creep-tastic wall decals…

edward2 Profess your love for Edward Cullen. Everyones doing it.

which look like they’ve been written in blood…

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on
Celebrities Give Me Hives, Disturbing Things We Should Never Own |
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Poptastrophe: Josh Duhamel Cheats On Fergie With Stripper

Welcome to the Weekly Edition of Poptastrophe. Our friends over at MamaPop are made of win, and they have their fair share of catastrophes over in the celebrity circus arena. Together we have decided to form :

The Poptastrophe Alliance.

This is good for you – you get the worst of celebrities, served to you on a platter, every Friday.


josh fergie Poptastrophe: Josh Duhamel Cheats On Fergie With Stripper

Remember the good ‘ol days when the National Enquirer used to focus on crop circles and Jesus shaped french toast?  Now – after a string of verified breaking stories – when they report, people listen.  (Maybe you should take a second look at your breakfast after all.)

So when I read that the latest in philandering douche canoes was none other than His Royal Hotness Josh Duhamel…I sort of believe it.  It does have the ring of truth.  Especially since the stripper passed a polygraph.

Read more at MamaPop!

Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 30, 2009
Celebrities Give Me Hives, poptastrophe |
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Rad Tights.

leggings Rad Tights.

Kimmy Gibbler called.  She wants her tights back.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 20, 2009
Celebrities Give Me Hives |
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Why Does This Necklace Remind Me of Britney Spears?

ripped up jeans necklace Why Does This Necklace Remind Me of Britney Spears?

Oh. Right. Because it’s made up of the rest of her shorts.  Britney?  I can see your breakfast from here.

britney spears true religion1 Why Does This Necklace Remind Me of Britney Spears?

Thanks Kaye!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 13, 2009
Celebrities Give Me Hives |
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