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Happy St. Patrick’s Day

A reminder from your friends at Craftastrophe – please don’t drink too much green beer today, or you’ll end up looking like this:

Hangover leprechaun

Or you may make a drunken mistake, get online and end up spending $175 on something like this:

Conan O'Brien LeprechaunWhy, yes, that IS the Conan O’Brien dollhouse miniature leprechaun you had always wanted! It must be the luck of the Irish.

{Source} Jerry the (hungover) leprechaun

{Source} Conan O’Leprechaun

Suebob does not look good in green.

Posted by suebob on March 17, 2010
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You Bedazzled WHAT?

Pussy You Bedazzled WHAT?

Colour me bewildered.  Jennifer Love Hewitt did what to her what?

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 15, 2010
Celebrities Give Me Hives |
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#jerseyshore is the best show on the planet

From the listing:

I’m read for sleeping over, for romantic dinners, for looking after your pet cat when you go down to your parents place for the weekend. I’m ready to be your one and only lover!

goingsteady #jerseyshore is the best show on the planet

goingsteady2 #jerseyshore is the best show on the planet

Fan of Jersey Shore? If not, too bad because I was totally going to send you one of these cards for Christmas.

Gawd, I love me some guidos and guidettes. (Don’t be a hater, that’s what those crazy kids call themselves.)

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 11, 2009
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Michael Jackson: Can We Just Let Him Die Already?

Okay crafters.  He’s gone.  Yes, he was a legend, whether you liked him or not, he was indeed a legend.  A legend who could never explain away sleepovers with children, but that’s neither here nor there at this point.

The last thing I’d want to buy is a craft to remember him by.  Namely:

michael jackson amulet necklace Michael Jackson: Can We Just Let Him Die Already?
The Michael Jackson Beaded Amulet Necklace.  It’s actually pretty realistic.

MOAR THIS WAY…

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 9, 2009
Celebrities Give Me Hives |
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The Dude

Just in time for Christmas! Your very own Andy Warhol-ish-type-print of The Dude Jesus.

jesus The Dude

I don’t care where it goes, this portrait of The Dude Jesus will be mine. Oh. It. Will. Be. Mine.

Do you think Jesus had shades like those? Because if he didn’t he so should have. I bet he would have looked smokin’ hot in some quality sunglasses.

I think I just called Jesus hot.

And some of you may be upset that I was mocking The Lord, but really – maybe I’m talking about some dude (not The Dude) named Jesus (hay-zeus) and then it was YOU who made the assumption that I meant Jesus – so who’s the ass now?! Huh?

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on December 3, 2009
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