Is your dad a shitty father? Feeling obligated to give a Father’s Day gift? Go passive-aggressive and send him a message with this real moose poop necklace.
These turds are polished and coated in polyurethane.
This guy not included.
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Cat Rocketship has used this pun SO MANY TIMES already, but she’s going to go ahead an do it anyway. When she’s not digging around Etsy for craftastrophes, Cat curates non-shitty arts + crafts for Market Day.



















June 15th, 2010 at 9:07 am
And they always say you can’t polish a turd!
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June 15th, 2010 at 9:19 am
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June 15th, 2010 at 9:51 am
Darn, Suebob stole my line!
Still, the necklace is a crappy idea.
June 15th, 2010 at 11:15 am
Well, no one can accuse the gift-giver of not giving a crap.
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June 15th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
… That’s truly disgusting. I actually gagged. I have never been so angry at my dad that I would want to give him a necklace of actual shit; it just seems too cruel for words.
June 15th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Holy shit!
(That guy is my favorite. If he came with the necklace I might buy it).
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