As a kid, I was always jealous of my brothers’ toys. Barbie was cool and all, but not as cool as Optimus Prime. The only transformation Barbie ever made was from slutty beauty queen to slutty rock star. Until today.
Today she’s a slutty silver jet plane with red glittery nipples. Suck that, Transformers.
Is it just me or could this also be called the Bombshell McGee Barbie with Wings (for extra protection)?
Actually, things look a little different from the side. Did Barbie transform into a slutty silver jet plane or is she simply getting dry-humped by a silver jet plane? I suppose that only furthers the argument to call her Bombshell McGee Barbie with Wings (for extra protection).
Well she still has red glittery nipples. Not even the baddest of the Decepticons had red glittery nipples. Slutty silver jet plane Barbie totally wins.
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Elly Lou not-so-secretly wishes she had red glittery nipples and a jet plane of her very own.
May 24th, 2010 at 9:26 am
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May 24th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Finally, a use for Barbie! I am going to order one of those for both of my girls.
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Elly Lou (BugginWord) (49 comments.) Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Don’t limit yourself! The shop keeper puts Barbie in all kinds of compromising positions. Why not collect the whole set? *shudder*
May 24th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
atta girl barbie! face on the floor with your ass up. Awesome.
May 24th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
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May 25th, 2010 at 10:45 pm
Glittery nipples is EXACTLY what my barbie needed.
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May 30th, 2010 at 10:58 pm
That’s no ordinary commercial airliner, she’s got deadly warheads strapped to her bodice.
We need to get a Stretch Armstrong, an autobot and my old Princess Leia doll and we could have a knock down drag out shit kicking brawl.
Now that I think of it, I used to have an evil Kenieval doll that was dressed like this (minus missles)
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