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May 17th, 2010 at 9:39 am
[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by sam {temptingmama}, craftastrophe, craftastrophe, Karen Sugarpants, Elly Lonon and others. Elly Lonon said: If the leg warmers had been part of the package, I'd be wearing this bad boy right now. Or not. http://bit.ly/c1kXwS @craftastrophe [...]
May 17th, 2010 at 10:08 am
You better get our your wallet right now, cause I just read the listing and those Legwarmers are TOTALLY included.
So I expect to see a picture of you in full bearded oyster regalia by next week.
Elly Lou (23 comments.) Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 10:30 am
Aw, man! This can’t possibly end well for my boobies.
.-= Elly Lou´s last post ..Easily Distracted =-.
May 17th, 2010 at 10:59 am
There is Odd Boob Karma running rife on the internets today, I fear.
May 17th, 2010 at 11:45 am
why come you not be have a button for me to put on my blog so my readers (READ: my mom) will know where to go for funny? the popular searches are frackin hilarious!
May 17th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
[...] and see just what happens when you set out in search of the perfect unicorn tricycle and instead find a Bearded Oyster costume. (That link is surprisingly perfectly safe for [...]
May 17th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Note to self: never buy clothing from New Orleans.
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May 17th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Let’s split it: you take the leg warmers. Me? MUST HAVE THOSE arm warmers with tassels!
Elly Lou (23 comments.) Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Done! You can have the beard, too since I seem to be growing my own.
.-= Elly Lou´s last post ..And The Winner Is… =-.
May 17th, 2010 at 4:56 pm
The Bearded Oysters are actually a dance troupe from New Orleans that performs during Mardi Gras and other parades. There’s also the Muff-allettas and the Camel Toe Steppers.
We’re fun like that in New Orleans.
Elly Lou (23 comments.) Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Holy crap do I want to attend THAT dance recital.
.-= Elly Lou´s last post ..And The Winner Is… =-.
May 17th, 2010 at 5:35 pm
I am so confused…
Then I clicked… I guess in a group of other bearded boobs it’s not so bad?!
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Elly Lou (23 comments.) Reply:
May 17th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Ah yes, the classic “Backstreet Boys Defense” – if you get five people to do something silly in unison, it ceases to be silly.
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May 17th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
I will have you know that I owned a getup that looked frighteningly similar when I was five.
It consisted of a white mink hat, a muff warmer for my hands and big white sasquatch boots.
I wore it with my blue peacoat and white tights.
Oh, but no beard.
I actually have a photo of me waving to my nana and poppy as their cruise ship sailed out of New York and we saw them off.
I thought I looked like Lara from Dr. Zhivago but I guess I was just a bearded clam.
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