I’ve spent years of my life searching for the perfect hot pink pachyderm with yellow polka dots and bright green tusks. Who hasn’t? I never dreamed of finding a specimen as wondrous as this one. Imagine my excitement when I found this little beauty has the added bonus of angry hand-painted eyebrows that say:
“I went to an Ivy League College, not a 3-ring circus.”
I bet it looks even classier under a black light. Then again, what doesn’t?
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Elly Lou gets her blog on over at BugginWord.com. Beware of unicorns – especially the angry ones.
Posted by Elly Lou (BugginWord) on March 8, 2010 @ 8:58 am
March 8th, 2010 at 12:59 pm
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March 8th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Are you sure that’s not just Destructicorn in disguise. You can’t fake that kind of seething anger, it comes out through the eyes.
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Elly Lou (BugginWord) (4 comments.) Reply:
March 8th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
…and the eyebrows! For the record, the only thing that would make a destructicorn cooler would be the addition of angry eyebrows and a green hooficure.
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March 8th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Wow, that is one pissed-off pachyderm!
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Elly Lou (BugginWord) (4 comments.) Reply:
March 8th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
He gets like that when people mock his Steven Tyler scarves.
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March 8th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
What long slender legs. Defied!
March 11th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Am I the only one who thinks he looks vaguely like Nixon?