Yall know I love me some Apple and Mr. Steve Jobs.
And you can look at me and tell I love me some cheese.
But this, this is wrong on so very many levels.
As much as I love him, I just can’t go spreading the Boss’s head cheese around….
“Start out with a few of those big blocks of mozzarella cheese. Next up, carve out the basic human skull shape. The nose and ears require detailed carving, so work on those separately. Writer’s note: not words that ever need to be in a recipe. Ever. You can attach them with glue made of gobs of slightly melted cheese. In fact, as you progress, those melted cheese blobs should be applied liberally to give the head its smooth, human look.
Finally, apply the beard and hair using a flat spoon filled with ground pepper. Be careful with this step — it’s a pain to remove specs of pepper once they’ve stuck to the cheese.”
Almost as hard as removing these images seared to my brain.
“Mozzarella has the right consistency, is pliable when melted slightly, and its pasty-white color matches the skin tone of many a computer geek like Steve and myself.”
Speak for yourself cheese whiz, I’m a geek and have a tan too….ever hear of a laptop ?
And also, your title of Apple Geek is STRIPPED ! No apples on that cheese tray ? NO MAC FOR YOU !
Though I do imagine that Steve will look a bit like this if the stock bombs …..
Anyone for some iPad Thai ?
Kim loves cheese, anything Mac and has the highest reverence for Mr. Jobs. All of him.
March 26th, 2010 at 10:54 am
Food that looks like body parts should not be allowed.
.-= Suebob´s last post ..A time of contemplation =-.
March 26th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
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March 29th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Oh, eew, that really grosses me out. I can’t even really explain why. Just, eew.