I hate camping.

I hate camping with the fire of a thousand tiny grains of dirt in my buttcrack. It’s dirty.  It’s grimy.  There’s little water.  Brushing your teeth, washing your face, showering (if you’re lucky) is cumbersome and frustrating and if I never ever go camping again, that would be a-okay with me.

Because I am a bit of a princess.

Wait.

There’s one thing that might make me change my mind.*

If I had this.

So. Awesome.

WANT.

*course I wouldn’t have to go camping in order to enjoy this.  I could always wear it to bed and scare the crap out of my husband.

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5 Responses to “The Real Catastrophe Would Be If A Hunter Makes a Mistake”

1. Fanboy Wife (123 comments.) Says:
   February 23rd, 2010 at 8:42 am

   I hate camping too, but I think I need this bear as well. Is it a sleeping bag? I’d sleep in this every night!
   .-= Fanboy Wife´s last post ..Born-Again Captain America =-.

2. Katherine Says:
   February 23rd, 2010 at 11:24 am

   This is pretty much amazing. I would take it and nap on park benches out and about here in LA. Priceless.

3. Nat (44 comments.) Says:
   February 23rd, 2010 at 9:18 pm

   I camp. I like camping… I like to scare The Man even more… I am not above sleeping in a bear. Love love love it.
   .-= Nat´s last post ..The other thing… =-.

4. Cherish (5 comments.) Says:
   February 24th, 2010 at 2:42 am

   WOW…..really, wow….

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5. Jenny the Firebrand Says:
   March 1st, 2010 at 1:39 am

   oh MAN – it’s the TOTALLY realistic zippers hanging out each side of the mouth that really make it work….