I’m pretty sure Beyonce would not wear shorts spray-painted copper and bedazzled with gold studs. Hell, I’d be hard-pressed to find Snooki (of Jersey Shore) all up in these shorts.
These shorts don’t even make any sense. Sorry, Baronzce.
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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on January 4, 2010 @ 8:00 am



















January 4th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Those look downright uncomfortable to sit in.
.-= Lu´s last post ..A classic that truly feels timeless =-.
January 4th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
… Wouldn’t it hurt to sit?
January 4th, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Oh, those aren’t sittin’ shorts! Those are shorts to strut the sidewalk in. You have to walk streets for maximum effect. Besides, if you sat in them the paint would peel off and your ass would look like you took a meat tenderizer to it.
January 4th, 2010 at 9:34 pm
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January 13th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I don’t think those are quite short enough for Queen Snickers of yon Jersey Shore.