Description

Name: Fedora

Age: 15

Zodiac: Cancer

Family: she’s the only daughter of a forester, her mother left them because she didn’t want to live in the woods

Likes: playing with baby rabbits and her dog in summer, dreaming in a chair by the fireplace in winter, making herbal tea when it is chilly and rainy outside

Upsets: may be she will never fall in love

Life statement: It’s better like this than living in a big city. Anyway you don’t need to seem somebody who you are not, no need to pretend. Just be.

Of course Fedora will never fall in love.  She’s a doll, as in not alive.  A DOLL.  Also, her tits are square.  You know that’s not right, right?

10 Responses to “Fedora Will Never Fall In Love”

1. Elee Says:
   January 7th, 2010 at 8:06 am

   Isn’t a Fedora a type of hat? Has she got brothers called Sombrero and Pork-Pie?

   

   Fanboy Wife (123 comments.) Reply:
   January 7th, 2010 at 10:33 am

   Don’t forget her cousins fez and ski cap!
   .-= Fanboy Wife´s last post ..Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane =-.

2. tiph (18 comments.) Says:
   January 7th, 2010 at 11:21 am

   I think she’s pretty cute. Except of course, for those square boobs. You know that’s not right, right?

   I’m really glad she clarified that Fedora wasn’t alive. I was beginning to worry.
   .-= tiph´s last post ..some reflections upon today =-.

3. Todd (5 comments.) Says:
   January 7th, 2010 at 12:02 pm

   I shall love you, fedora…I shall take one for the team…and love you.

   

   Tiffany Reply:
   January 7th, 2010 at 7:30 pm

   Eww. I think that is one of those inklings you’re supposed to keep to yourself.

   

   Todd (5 comments.) Reply:
   January 7th, 2010 at 9:39 pm

   NEVER!! Our love….Our ginger, freckled love, will never…CAN never be undone. Take THAT conventional norms!!

   

   Todd (5 comments.) Reply:
   January 7th, 2010 at 9:44 pm

   Our weird Gelfling brood will populate the world, their awkward, stick arms flailing as they claim their birthright!! Go my children…let Daddy rest.
   .-= Todd´s last post ..Princess and the Frog Review =-.

   

   Tiffany Reply:
   January 8th, 2010 at 5:58 am

   Who am I to stand in the way of man/Gelfling-doll love? Way to take one for the team Bro! Pretty sure that it’s not the team I’m playing for, but applause nonetheless.

4. Tiffany Says:
   January 7th, 2010 at 7:33 pm

   Does she have human hair? I was going to check but I couldn’t find the source.

   

   Elee Reply:
   January 8th, 2010 at 8:53 am

   Yeah, I thought that. Looks like the artist has cut the braid off some little girl…