I dunno guys, she kinda just falls flat.  And her vagina is a little to the left, to the left, everything she own in a box to the left.

My apologies to Beyonce.

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25 Responses to “Why You Shouldn’t Make Your Own Homemade Sex Doll”

1. Kristen Says:
   December 18th, 2009 at 10:38 am

   It hurts! The laughter, it hurts!

2. Lori Magno (46 comments.) Says:
   December 18th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

   That’s like a frickin’ crime scene. I can practically hear the neighbors now: “He was very quiet. He seemed so normal…”

   Now I’m itchy.
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3. Hockeymandad (1 comments.) Says:
   December 18th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

   HA! That is awesomely bad. Although on the bright side you can easily change the face. Not like the owner will ever get a real girl to find this thing so no worries!
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4. Michael Martine (2 comments.) Says:
   December 18th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

   Obsessively tragic!
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   December 18th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

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6. jessica (1 comments.) Says:
   December 18th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

   I may never have sex again. Not that i was getting any anyway but if I was….

7. *pixie* (7 comments.) Says:
   December 18th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

   Why does she only have one boob?
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8. David (11 comments.) Says:
   December 18th, 2009 at 2:25 pm

   Oh nooooo…that is so bad. Is that a tissue on the floor? The person actually cleans the mess off the mess?

9. Katherine Says:
   December 18th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

   This is so far beyond craftastrophe…

10. Lotta Says:
    December 18th, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    I wonder if the mom has figured out why all the Cover Girl ads in her Woman’s Day magazine are cut out yet?

11. Elisa (1 comments.) Says:
    December 18th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    is this before or after he… ehm… had his way with her? it?
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12. Tiffany Says:
    December 18th, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    I’m perplexed as to why there is only one balloon boob too. This is the saddest “craft” I have EVER seen.

13. kittenpie (5 comments.) Says:
    December 18th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    I am morbidly curious what the, erm, “box” is made of. I mean, I REALLY don’t want to know, and yet… I sort of wonder what this obviously made person has decided to approximate what they think it might feel like (since I’m guessing they don’t kow for sure).

14. The Introvert (5 comments.) Says:
    December 19th, 2009 at 12:41 am

    I’m guessing he only made one boob because he’s one of those dudes who never migrates away from righty.
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15. Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Says:
    December 19th, 2009 at 10:32 am

    I keep thinking how ugly this is and how it could turn anyone on. The box contents must be amazing and I’m like the commenter above wondering what it’s made out of. It’s just so bad. I think I’m going to look away now. Thanks for traumatizing my morning. LOL

16. Kellee (10 comments.) Says:
    December 19th, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    Wow… Just… wow.
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17. Out-Numbered (1 comments.) Says:
    December 19th, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    I don’t know. Looks pretty good to me. Gave me a half chubs.
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18. Rebelsoul (1 comments.) Says:
    December 19th, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    At least she doesn’t bitch about lack of foreplay!

    Extra Super Bonus fact:
    Flip the head around to reveal uber-sexy “O” face!

19. slimplynth Says:
    December 20th, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    I think the ‘honey pot’ has been fashioned from a bmx glove.

20. slimplynth Says:
    December 20th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    …well that’s what i used for mine

21. EdiBomb (1 comments.) Says:
    December 21st, 2009 at 11:57 am

    Only one boob? She’s a survivor.

22. Mojo,NC,USA (1 comments.) Says:
    December 21st, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    Ummm…

    Damn.

    I won’t ruin it by talking. Just step run away quietly.
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24. Hypnotherapy (1 comments.) Says:
    December 22nd, 2009 at 7:04 am

    Fantastic.Imagine if his mum found this? How do you explain that? i had a weirdo on my hypnotherapy training i bet that is something he would have.
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25. Katey Says:
    December 24th, 2009 at 4:38 am

    When I make mine I’m gonna call it Simplynth/Out-numbered because your comments made me laugh so hard I almost broke something.