For the beloved man in your life. The one that inseminated you then sat back and watched as you birthed a watermelon-sized child from your tender pink lady bits.
The one that said he was not going to have that vasectomy and “why don’t you just get your tubes tied instead”.
The one that you threatened to remove his parts all together if he didn’t suck it up and just get it done already.
Um… maybe I’m projecting a little too much.
ANY- way…
Have a happy vasectomy!
*If* that story were about me, I may, or may not, consider giving him this beautiful card, with a bag of frozen peas.
From the listing:
This is a handmade card and envelope set featuring an illustration of a the male anatomy from a vintage anatomy book. This card is the perfect gift for the sexy man in your life! Celebrate the magic of reproductive anatomy with this CUNTastic card!
“Cuntastic”? Really? Interesting choice of words… and here I thought we were talking about peen…
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November 29th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
OMG..this is perfect! I would have LOVED to have this card (or at least the idea) when DJ (from ILC) had his vasectomy. Instead, I gave him a “sorry for your loss” card. LOL
November 30th, 2009 at 9:59 am
CUNTastic is a magasine sold on etsy so I presume this is the same company – I dont really know what they include in the CUNTastic magasine but obviously there is not enough material to fill the magasine with just one genders genitalia!