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I Wanna Have Another Baby Just So I Can Hang This In It’s Room*

 I Wanna Have Another Baby Just So I Can Hang This In Its Room*

 I Wanna Have Another Baby Just So I Can Hang This In Its Room*

LOVE.

Thanks Steen!

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*Not really.  I would rather skewer my eyes with rusty knitting needles than have another baby.  Wait, do knitting needles even rust?  Well you know what I mean.  I’m too old to be pregnant again.  or deal with sleepless nights and diapers and wipes and sore boobs and cracked nipples.  I don’t even know why I did go through all that twice.  Did I forget after the first one how much work it was?  Why can’t kids just come out big enough to wipe their own butts?  Oh wait, that would hurt.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on July 14, 2009 @ 9:56 am  

16 Responses to “I Wanna Have Another Baby Just So I Can Hang This In It’s Room*”

  1. Sabra (6 comments.) Says:

    Wait, is that bicycle helmet bloody? Eek.
    .-= Sabra´s last post ..Finally, something for Linda! =-.

    Karen Sugarpants Reply:

    I don’t think so dude. I think it’s just a pink pattern…

  2. steen (22 comments.) Says:

    The whale’s expression cracks me up the most!
    .-= steen´s last post ..Did I Mention I’m Not Good At This? =-.

  3. Lotta (7 comments.) Says:

    No you hang that up now. And when your kids get sassy you can infer that you made a coat rack out of their older brothers and sisters so they better shape up!
    .-= Lotta´s last post ..Pink Bubblegum Vintage Button Charm Bracelet =-.

  4. Lisa (17 comments.) Says:

    Well, it’s almost cute.
    .-= Lisa´s last post ..Lolita Cat =-.

  5. MonkeyGal Says:

    If only they would’ve found a use for the head….

  6. JuxtaPoser (9 comments.) Says:

    Monkey- they should have used the head for the bike helmet. Keep those dismembered babies safe!
    .-= JuxtaPoser´s last post ..Road Trip =-.

  7. MonkeyGal Says:

    Craftastrophe….keeping dismembered babies safe since 2009.

  8. flutter (62 comments.) Says:

    that kid is going to be fucked up.
    .-= flutter´s last post ..I never would have thought =-.

    Karen Sugarpants Reply:

    my fake kid that i’m not having? rofl!

    flutter (62 comments.) Reply:

    the most fucked up non-conceived, imaginary fake kid with that coat hanger in its room EVER.
    .-= flutter´s last post ..I never would have thought =-.

    Karen Sugarpants Reply:

    hahahaha in it’s fake room with it’s fake diapers and it’s fake crib and fake therapist.

  9. Suzy Voices (9 comments.) Says:

    I seriously LOVE that. Which worries me.
    .-= Suzy Voices´s last post ..Proof That I’m Not Illiterate =-.

  10. 3littlemonsters Says:

    thats a good way to make sure your child needs therapy for years to come

  11. blog.it (16 comments.) Says:

    very nice baby! such a strong one that can hold a bag.
    .-= blog.it´s last post ..Work at home or not? =-.

  12. Anke (41 comments.) Says:

    All I can think is: The lion looks like Bob Ross. Need a little more Alizarin Crimson for this happy little rascal of a wardrobe? *eek*
    .-= Anke´s last post ..52 Questions =-.






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