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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on July 19, 2009 @ 8:32 am
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July 19th, 2009 at 9:52 am
As far as actually wearing these in the real world goes, they are gross! But as a fashion-art thing, they’re neat.
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Diana Troldahl (2 comments.) Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
For when you just can’t let go of your little childhood friend.
July 19th, 2009 at 11:04 am
this caption is for the hair comb in use “Aggghhh, Zombie Guinea Pigs ate my BRAIN!”
July 19th, 2009 at 11:35 am
“Need a way to gross out your friends? Going on a date with a total jerk? Try HamWow! A surefire way to lose every friend or family member you’ve ever known!”
July 19th, 2009 at 11:53 am
You know, being a loyal reader/subscriber here I’ve obviously seen some creepy-ass stuff. But . . .
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD THAT THING IS UNNECESSARY IN LIFE!
If there is one person in the world that desires to wear a dead animal in their hair I don’t want to meet them!
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July 19th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Unsure that a strategic lack of personal hygiene would be enough to put off her distasteful blind date. Emily chose to wear this accessory to punctuate her disinterest in romance.
July 19th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
AAAAAAIiiiiiiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I’d love to caption this,
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE but I can’t stop screaming!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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July 19th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
“…and so Binky will always be with me. Always.”
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stacey Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
zOMG Best. Caption. Evarz.
I was going to try to come up with one, but I think Justine tewtally wins.
July 19th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I can’t think of anything else I’d love to put in my hair than a dead hamster.
July 19th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Oh my gosh, I am about to CRY. I have two little piggies that I love to bits, and this just makes me sad.
Scratch that, I am crying.
July 20th, 2009 at 3:05 am
That’s zombie hahaha, nice but creepy at the same time.
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July 20th, 2009 at 8:25 am
I can’t even come up with the words to even caption that, a dead thing on my head. I don’t know what to say. This is the freakiest thing I have ever seen here! (Good job!)
July 20th, 2009 at 8:27 am
Good gravy-It looks like the comb clawed/stabbed the life out the poor bugger!!!!!
The person who thought THIS nighmare up needs to UP their medication…!!!!!
justme Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 1:20 pm
If someone was insane enough to actually wear this, it would look more like the hamster was clawing/stabbing its way out of the owner’s head!
“Braaaaaiiiinnnnnsssssss …” indeed.
July 20th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Braaaaaiiiinnnnnsssssss …
July 20th, 2009 at 9:02 am
She didn’t even choose a nice dead hamster to use. This one is all snaggle toothed and it looks very, very, very dead.
Caption: I tortured my hamster until he looked like this.
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July 20th, 2009 at 9:36 am
“And then Cruella DeVille came back in her next life as a snaggle-toothed hamster!”
July 20th, 2009 at 9:47 am
“Ninja Hamster met a grizzly fate when BearClaw MegaDeath snatched his life away!”
July 20th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Why . . . just . . . why?
July 20th, 2009 at 10:46 am
OMG BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I have no idea why, but instead of creeping me out this just makes me laugh and laugh. Crafters: more batshit insane than the rest of us.
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MonkeyGal Reply:
July 20th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
I feel the same way. Dead stuff usually creeps me out but I find this to be hilarious!
July 20th, 2009 at 10:51 am
… not right. NOT RIGHT AT ALL.
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July 20th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Thanks to the maker. I spent last night having strange dreams where my sister had taken up taxidermying white mice for jewelry.
She totally would, too.
July 20th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Rejected promotional item for the new “G-Force” movie.
July 20th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
If there weren’t small children present, it would be funny to wear to the new G-Force moving coming out.
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July 20th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
When your squirrel foot earrings are just too subtle…
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July 20th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
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July 20th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
What a future fashion designer does in biology class…
July 20th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Homeless people need to accessorize too!
July 21st, 2009 at 1:40 am
“fuck!”
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July 21st, 2009 at 8:06 am
It puts the lotion on the fur ….
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kdaniel Reply:
July 21st, 2009 at 8:27 am
Bahahaha that is amazing.
“Does this draw attention away from my split ends?”
July 21st, 2009 at 10:47 pm
FINALLY, the perfect accessory to compliment my 3 wolves, 1 moon t-shirt!
July 23rd, 2009 at 8:40 am
“At least I don’t have lice.”
July 25th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Dear Craftastrophe….I need you. I need you daily. Not hearing from you makes me sad. Or maybe I just live a sad life. Either way, I need you.
Love always,
MonkeyGal
July 26th, 2009 at 9:23 am
I hate this comb.god save me.watch my sex strip naked cam
July 27th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Darn, my hair’s too short for that. Might look good on my Persian cat, though.
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July 28th, 2009 at 1:54 am
Luna Lovegood finally caught the Nargle that was stealing her shoes…
Mushy Reply:
July 28th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
ROTFL nice one!! I haven’t seen much HP references around here XD
July 28th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Thanks! Luna is the only person or character that I know who would wear that (unless you count all the mentally unstable people I know). It would be a badge of honor to her.
August 1st, 2009 at 8:05 am
Isn’t this how serial killers start?!?
This is just soooo wrong!
August 1st, 2009 at 9:17 pm
My first impression:
“I will eat your soooooul!”
Or how bout a Victorian fashion ad?
“Tired of that crow’s wing? Is your squirrel now passe? Wear the all-new guinea-pig fascinator from Reid Peppard! Straight from Brazil, this little charmer will have all your friends in fits of jealousy!”
Wings, whole birds and even squirrels were featured on hats 120 years ago, so it’s not stretch to me that they woulda used guinea pigs had they been available
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