Is he amazing in bed? Does he clean up after himself? Does he have a good work ethic, a strong sense of humour, a giant horn, big ears or a kitty body? What? Oh you heard me. Consider these wedding cake toppers: [caption id="attachment_3554" align="aligncenter" width="430" caption="For the groom's cake - you know, because he's too much of a pussy to have strippers at his bachelor party. *mew*"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_3556" align="aligncenter" width="430" caption="A sure fire way to get pussy on your wedding night and for all nights to come. Until you cheat on her and she scratches your eyes out, sucka."][/caption] [caption id="attachment_3555" align="aligncenter" width="430" caption="Nothing says "DAMN RIGHT I DO" like a giant horn. "][/caption] Thanks Cyndie! {source}

Something about this wallet completely had me at hello.  I can just picture feeding him some change and it smiling up at me and saying, 'OMNOMNOMNOM." I really need to get off the drugs already. From the listing:

Handmade in Nepal by a member of the Handicraft Association of Nepal, a pioneer for more than 30 years in promoting employment opportunities for skilled traditional Nepalese craftsmen.

So no, handmade isn't always pretty, sometimes it's just pretty awesome. Thanks Galadriel! {source}

This crafty pendant reminds me a lot of a childhood friend's grandma.  The one who's apartment smelled like celery and mothballs.  The one who would serve up cantaloupe in ramekins and giggle when we did even though she couldn't hear what we were saying. The one who had carpet exactly this colour.  The one who wore bright blue flowery muumuus and always had to put her feet up due to poor circulation. The one who always said, "Stay together!" even when we were only going into her bedroom to watch The Facts of Life.  The one who's bedroom walls remained to be seen because she had Rubbermaid containers floor to ceiling that were full of wool and material to make double sided quilted place mats and reversible skirt & vest combos.  I can't make this sh*t up people - she made me a set in red paisley and my mother made me wear it to school for all of grade 5. So her.  And double tailed sperm.  Because what's Grandma's rug without double tailed sperm?  NOTHING. Thanks Brooke! {source}

[caption id="attachment_3531" align="aligncenter" width="512" caption="Business Card Holder by SweetHeartSinner on Etsy"][/caption] So we went to this little conference, you may have heard of it?  BlogHer was AMAZING this year.  Besides the fun and interesting things to see, we were surrounded by friends old and new, and had such a good time our ears are still ringing and our hearts are still full. [caption id="attachment_3532" align="aligncenter" width="512" caption="A lot of our cards were cut wrong - ironically they WERE a Craftastrophe. Thanks Kinkos."][/caption]

Special thanks to Jon @ Toddlerpedes for letting us use his image for our cards.  LOVE YOU JON!  Those creepy buggers were a conversation starter, that's for sure.

[caption id="attachment_3533" align="aligncenter" width="500" caption="Necklace Courtesy of Lori at modadimagno.blogspot.com/"][/caption]

We tried to break Twitter using the #BlogHer09 hashtag.  But the fail whale was never seen. Not by us at least.

[caption id="attachment_3534" align="aligncenter" width="524" caption="The Craftastrophe Chicks LOVED Chicago."][/caption]

We also won an award from Socialuxe.  An award that easily weighs 10 pounds and could probably take you in a fight.

[caption id="attachment_3535" align="aligncenter" width="512" caption="Oh! I can haz weapon?"][/caption] Thanks to all of our readers, especially Suebob who helped us get started.  Without you, we'd be living in a cardboard box somewheres in the snow, eh?

Other fabulous winners included:

Blogs We've Learned the Most From: I Heart Faces & The Pioneer Woman Cooks

Most Inspiring Blog: Nie Nie Dialogues & The Spohrs are Multiplying

Most Provocative Blog: The Bloggess & Her Bad Mother

Tastiest Blog : This Week For Dinner & The Pioneer Woman Cooks Funniest Blog: Cake Wrecks & Mommy Wants Vodka Best Eye Candy Blog: I Should Be Folding Laundry & whatever

Guiltiest Pleasure Blog: MamaPop & Craftastrophe

Congratulations to all the winners.  Next year it's a dance off.  Be ready.

So Sam and I are at BlogHer and so we're so sorry we haven't been around but basically we haven't slept since we drove here on Thursday (Thursday? I don't know.) So reader Lily sent us these Flame Cuffs which really? Are made of awesome. If I wanted to go as Wonder Woman on Fire (like Kings of Leon's Sex on Fire) (if your sex is on fire you ought to seek medical treatment) for Halloween I would totally consider these for my costume. I texted my husband the Wonder Woman on Fire idea and his head just exploded.

Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman. All the world's waiting for you, and the power you possess. In your satin tights, Fighting for your rights And the old Red, White and Blue. Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman. Now the world is ready for you, and the wonders you can do. Make a hawk a dove, Stop a war with love, Make a liar tell the truth. Wonder Woman, Get us out from under, Wonder Woman. All our hopes are pinned on you. And the magic that you do. Stop a bullet cold, Make the Axis fall, Change their minds, and change the world. Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman. You're a wonder, Wonder Woman.

She totally had teh sexxay.  Love her.

Thanks Lily! {source} p.s. Watch for another Eden's Fantasys Giveaway very soon!