I Wanna Tell Her to “Shove it”

I know posts have been behind lately and I'm so very sorry or that. See, I've recently returned to work after a year long maternity leave and things are little hairy at the moment with new routine and illness abound. We've been sick, sick, sick. The kinda sick where you could shove a tampon up each nostril and just leave them there to sop up the running snot. Nice visual, right? You're welcome. And! What a great segue because look at this beauty I came across! hideous-wedding-dress1 It's *apparently* a wedding dress. Yes. SERIOUSLY. All I see is a gigantic TAMPON. A gigantic PRAYING TAMPON. But, praying for WHAT!? Not to be used maybe? {source}
Posted by sam {temptingmama} on June 2, 2009 @ 8:16 am  

10 Responses to “I Wanna Tell Her to “Shove it””

  1. karen (9 comments.) Says:

    A dildo wedding dress. Because nothing says “I Do” (or I’m so going to do you in a wild night of post nuptual copulation) better than dressing like a giant phallus.

    karen’s last blog post..Did you keep your receipt?

  2. Guillaume (1 comments.) Says:

    This is a creation of the great french designer that have left us last year Yves St-Laurent… it’s really famous in the world of fashion, cited in a lot of books about fashion… well you know fashion is not always a way to make you look pretty… a lot of creations could testify that!

    Guillaume’s last blog post..J’ai péché… pour tous ceux qui ne sauraient pas de quoi s’accuser!

  3. MikMonkey Says:

    wow…do they make nose tampons?

  4. Sally (1 comments.) Says:

    The scary thing is, I have a vintage (1970s) knitted dolls book with a doll and pattern for that exact dress. Terrifying stuff, I always thought the doll looked like an Egyptian mummy, or maybe someone swaddled that lady a little too long as a baby and is now forced to wear swaddling garb for the rest of her days. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    is this like a victorian snuggie!?

    candace trew camling’s last blog post..Sneak Peek

  6. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:

    surely that would stop your running snot only if your nose is as big as her head.

  7. Lisa (17 comments.) Says:

    Oh my god. It’s terrifyingly awesome! Fashion design isn’t always about actual clothes, it’s more like wearable art. I don’t think anyone actually meant for a human being to wear this out on the street. Or anywhere. lol

    Lisa’s last blog post..Bunny Girl Dahlia

    Jade beads (112 comments.) Reply:

    fashion nowadays, you can only wear it once, lol.

  8. Lotta (7 comments.) Says:

    Wow – It’s like I’m looking at my tampon under a microscope!

    Lotta’s last blog post..Ruby Red Vintage Glass Drops

  9. A Praying Tampon? « Says:

    [...] A Praying Tampon? Jump to Comments I just discovered this marvelous Web site, Craftastrophe. The site has all sorts of creepy-funny crafts gone bad. And I mean bad. But, really, KnittingNews is all about knitting, right? Would I let you down? Naw. Just click through to see the Praying Tampon. (Craftastrophe’s utterly apt phrase.)Here it is, an alleged wedding gown. To quote another Twitterite, @knitthecity, it sure looks more like a straightjacket! You be the judge. To read more, go here. [...]

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