I know posts have been behind lately and I’m so very sorry or that. See, I’ve recently returned to work after a year long maternity leave and things are little hairy at the moment with new routine and illness abound. We’ve been sick, sick, sick. The kinda sick where you could shove a tampon up each nostril and just leave them there to sop up the running snot.
Nice visual, right? You’re welcome.
And! What a great segue because look at this beauty I came across!
It’s *apparently* a wedding dress.
Yes. SERIOUSLY.
All I see is a gigantic TAMPON.
A gigantic PRAYING TAMPON.
But, praying for WHAT!?
Not to be used maybe?
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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on June 2, 2009 @ 8:16 am
June 2nd, 2009 at 8:27 am
A dildo wedding dress. Because nothing says “I Do” (or I’m so going to do you in a wild night of post nuptual copulation) better than dressing like a giant phallus.
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June 2nd, 2009 at 10:37 am
This is a creation of the great french designer that have left us last year Yves St-Laurent… it’s really famous in the world of fashion, cited in a lot of books about fashion… well you know fashion is not always a way to make you look pretty… a lot of creations could testify that!
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June 2nd, 2009 at 6:23 pm
wow…do they make nose tampons?
June 2nd, 2009 at 6:57 pm
The scary thing is, I have a vintage (1970s) knitted dolls book with a doll and pattern for that exact dress. Terrifying stuff, I always thought the doll looked like an Egyptian mummy, or maybe someone swaddled that lady a little too long as a baby and is now forced to wear swaddling garb for the rest of her days. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 2nd, 2009 at 7:11 pm
is this like a victorian snuggie!?
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June 2nd, 2009 at 8:07 pm
surely that would stop your running snot only if your nose is as big as her head.
June 3rd, 2009 at 10:25 am
Oh my god. It’s terrifyingly awesome! Fashion design isn’t always about actual clothes, it’s more like wearable art. I don’t think anyone actually meant for a human being to wear this out on the street. Or anywhere. lol
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June 3rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm
fashion nowadays, you can only wear it once, lol.
June 4th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Wow – It’s like I’m looking at my tampon under a microscope!
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June 16th, 2009 at 11:11 am
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