I have always been fascinated by the wacky forklore behind Vagina Dentata. There’s nothing more neato than imagining Teen Wolf in your Kitten Mitten.
This sculpture has a heart being handed out from the vagina in a femisist statement about hearts and sex and love and feminism. Is it obvious I have no idea what was meant by this?
Yeah. So. Carry on with your bad selves. I’ll be over here, crossing my legs, rocking in the corner.
Thanks so much for the nightmares, Kerrie!
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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on June 29, 2009 @ 4:21 pm
June 29th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Holy Fuck. It could be a hermaphrodite whose vagina not only has teeth, but whose penis also has fingers.
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June 29th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I see it as less of a feminist statement but instead more as a statement on the sad state of our culture – how guys give love to get sex and women give sex (giving away their heart perhaps?) to get love.
ok, I’m creeping myself out at interpreting that so well…
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June 29th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
When I first saw the picture I thought it was a sculpture of some lucky person who never had to worry about constipation since they have a hand that just pulls the poo out of their butt and gently places it in the toilet.
Seriously….that heart looks like poop.
Lisa (17 comments.) Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
That is one lucky lady. lol
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June 29th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
and who has a vaginal crack that goes all the way up to their belly button? my ass crack is that long, my vaginal crack, not so much.
(does the term “vaginal crack” exist?)
and the hand “gently placing the poo in the toilet” would greatly reduce splash back!
June 29th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
oooo and I really hope this isn’t a self sculpture because if so, that girl major vag issues…..or she really needs to look closer or feel around more (I could sculpt mine with my eyes closed)
June 29th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
seems like it might zipper shut, no?
June 29th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
also, I’m afraid michelle made a lot of sense to me. Now, I’m creeped out.
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June 29th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
You know. I could have gone my entire life without knowing what “vagina dentata” meant and I would have been fine. But, hey, thanks, anyway.
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June 29th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
That’s at least seven different types of fucked up.
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June 29th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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June 29th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
There are no words. I’m speechless.
MonkeyGal Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
you may be speechless, but I’m trying so hard to hold back all my comments.
Karen Sugarpants Reply:
June 29th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
I wish you wouldn’t. Every time a comment from you comes in, I laugh hysterically. Let ‘er rip!
June 29th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
what can you say ladies? hehehe
June 30th, 2009 at 4:05 am
I… don’t…. LIKE….!!!!
Anyone see the movie Teeth?
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June 30th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Before I read the description I thought it was a hand coming out of a horse’s ass…but I wondered about the zipper. This is just tooooooo weird…
June 30th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
New zippered ass crack! A perfect gift for the women against anal sex! If he can even unzip it, he’ll be too afraid to put his dick near it! Now available at your local drug store.