Editor’s note: Do not attempt to write a post while you’re mentally creating your shopping list. Oh, and kitty litter and cat nip? Totally interchangeable. (Maybe that’s why my cat hates me so.)

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People have this affinity for creating weird things for cat toys. I can’t think of anyone I know that would ever buy something like this for their animals to play with. I mean, sure it’s funny as hell to see a cat gnaw the crap out of a toy that’s laced with kitty litter cat nip, but to watch a cat gnaw the crap out of a diaper laced with kitty litter cat nip ?

I just don’t know.

“Aw look honey, Buster’s playing with the crap filled diaper again! Isn’t he just the cutest thing?!”

“Hey babe, come see the cat hump the crap out of the diaper toy!”

“Sweetie! The cat’s eating sh!t again!!”

All funny, yet for some reason, I still wouldn’t want to buy my cat a crap covered toy; and I don’t even like my cat.

Um, Jesus, sir. I think you have something on your face.

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8 Responses to “Poop and Jesus in the very same post!”

1. Julianne Says:
   June 20th, 2009 at 5:40 pm

   What I thought before clicking the link: there had been a Jesus sculpted out of poop. Honestly, I’m a little dissapointed. I want to see a poop Jesus. Not that this Jesus isn’t any less disturbing or anything.

2. Mary @ Holy Mackerel (1 comments.) Says:
   June 20th, 2009 at 8:57 pm

   Very very strange things that happen in this world of ours…
   Mary @ Holy Mackerel´s last post ..A Little Slice of Heaven on Earth

3. flutter (56 comments.) Says:
   June 21st, 2009 at 1:36 am

   oops, I crapped my pants!
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4. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   June 21st, 2009 at 10:38 am

   i wouldnt buy that for my poor little cat either.
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5. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   June 21st, 2009 at 10:52 am

   It’s lined with kitty litter? Seriously?

   

   sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Reply:
   June 21st, 2009 at 1:00 pm

   OMFG LOL – who even let’s me write here?

   Um. Ya. Kitty litter.

   I HAZ TO GO SHOPPING. LOL

   Changed it to what I really meant. And that was kitty catnip.

   Catnip, alright? LOL

6. Justine (22 comments.) Says:
   June 21st, 2009 at 10:58 am

   Re: Jesus

   1) It’s small-pox Jesus!!!!

   2) He did hang out with lepers, you know.
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7. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:
   June 23rd, 2009 at 3:25 am

   ahaha he is allergic!