Ted Nugent Approves Badazzled “Brief Jerky”

ted-nugent-brief-jerky Captain America Underoos, MOVE OVER!   After seeing this little diddy in our mailbox, I know exactly what to get the father of my spawn for Father's Day.  Nothing says macho like sheathing your gristle missile in beef!  To bedazzle it only means you are VERY secure in your manhood. brief-jerky brief-jerky-2 Nice racket. Thanks to my sexy friend The Kaiser (who I could TOTALLY picture in these, he's that goofy) and one of our favorite readers, Rebecca! {source}
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on May 22, 2009 @ 9:48 am  

12 Responses to “Ted Nugent Approves Badazzled “Brief Jerky””

  1. CanCan (Mom Most Traveled) (5 comments.) Says:

    Holy cow! There are no words!

  2. Joie (8 comments.) Says:

    Remind me why they call it “jerky”?

    Joie’s last blog post..I Am Death. Pets Beware.

  3. redsquid Says:

    These would go nicely with Kevin Kostner’s vest from ‘Waterworld’. So are they… edible?
    “I wear them every day because you never know when you may get trapped in an elevator with a pretty girl, and wouldn’t you be the hero, what with having tasty, nutritious drawers and all”.
    Do they come in a boxer?

  4. Rebecca (1 comments.) Says:

    You’re welcome!
    It was too awesome not to share :)

    Rebecca’s last blog post..Just As Long As I Dont *Drink* The Kool-Aid, Right?

  5. Jim (8 comments.) Says:

    I’m getting 1 of these “Jerky’s” and wear it to my next concert!!

    Jim’s last blog post..ADAM IDOL !!

  6. Lori Magno (46 comments.) Says:

    I totally dare you to buy these for beloved husband. Double dog dare you!

    Lori Magno’s last blog post..Contextual Madness starring Bill Green

  7. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    can I get a beef bra?

    candace trew camling’s last blog post..SONshine!

  8. CrazyHatSocietyLady (2 comments.) Says:

    Oh dear that’s amazing
    a bit f*ed up but Hilarious all the same.

    CrazyHatSocietyLady’s last blog post..Black and Blue Silk Hand Knitted Scarf

  9. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:

    Wow. That’s amazing.

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  10. Stump (14 comments.) Says:

    Things could go poorly if the wearer has a dog.

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  11. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:

    The new trend today, beef jerky fashion designers will emerge in the future hahaha!

  12. followthatdog (54 comments.) Says:

    Say your husband doesn’t eat beef (for environmental reasons, health reasons or what have you) Can you get one of these fashioned out of Salmon jerky? Or maybe Turkey jerky? Because that is the very first question that came to my mind.

    followthatdog’s last blog post..Manual labor is not my thing

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