What in the name of black nail polish IS this?
A zombie tie?
A zombie tie.
You’re serious?
What kind of crack-addicted, basement-dwelling, sucking off the teat of her parents, emo freak would make something like this?
Oh.
Stay in school kids. Don’t do drugs.
Thanks Adrianne!
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May 5th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Zombie tie is very…. interesting. In a rawhide thong kinda way.
Designer extrordanaire is CLEARLY outshining her own creation though. I mean look at all that purple and glitter liner!
The hidden gem in all of this is the upholstery trimmed dead flower print arm band. Genious example of recycling.
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May 5th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Oh Karen… thank gawd it wasn’t a thong! But in all reality… why do zombies need to wear ties? Hmmm
May 5th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
rawhide zombie formal wear. fuck. i am certain that this is worn with black velvet and a corset for a zippy summer ensemble.
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May 5th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
All I can think is ‘Clarice’
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May 5th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
If this was set up as part of a shop selling costume pieces for halloween it would be kind of cool. Be a great part of a zombified executive costume.
May 5th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
What?!
No zombie ensemble would be complete without the perfect tie.
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May 7th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Isn’t that the first piece of Buffalo Bill’s suit in Silence of the Lambs. “It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again” Remember?
May 8th, 2009 at 2:33 am
I like this blog when it mocks crafts, not the people who do them. This is really low-class.
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May 8th, 2009 at 3:07 am
Agreed with followthatdog.
Y’all have gotten kind of mean spirited around here lately, especially towards people of subcultures in general. It makes me uncomfortable.
May 8th, 2009 at 8:45 am
Brains…brains.. (Augh, look at the time, need to get into the office)
(Braaaain brains. (Don’t be late honey, I set out breakfast for you but you have to hurry)
Huuaaah nnngh brains… (Where is that tie, ah sheash the stuff they have us wear)
hurarrh! (It’s almost 6 honey! You need to hurry up!)
nnnnnghbr…brains (I love you dear, see you tonight)
uuuuaaaaaahhhh (Be careful on your way to work, I heard there were some humans traveling around)
That was the last time Mrs. Honkins saw her husband. He wasn’t even able to see the attacker, a clean headshot from his blind side. Humans are no myth, if you see one do not take individual action.
May 9th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
I love Craftastrophe but what a huge laugh I got when I SAW SOMEONE I KNOW! Seriously, I know this chick. This isn’t even the worst thing I’ve seen her make/wear/try to sell.
ROFLMAO