I don’t think I can go on.
It’s official. I. have. seen. it. all.
Now my faithful Craftastrophe readers friends, this one is for you!
What is this item?
Better yet. WHAT is this item MADE from?
I’ll reveal the source of this item as well as the answer in my next post…
Enjoy!
Posted by sam {temptingmama} on May 5, 2009 @ 6:28 pm
May 5th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
I think it’s something a cat coughed up, yes, that’s it definitely.
May 5th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
is that a coat made out of yak vomit? looks like it…
May 5th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
It’s a rock n roll doll jacket made from corn silk and snot.
May 5th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
It looks rather moldy…
May 5th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Dog yak. From a dog that’s been eating yellow…..ribbon?
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May 5th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
my guess is hairball.
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May 5th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
since i don’t know, i’m gonna go with yak gak, dried blood, yellow pipe cleaners and lots of resin that the crafter snuffed for 34 days straight as he created this sweltering mess of f*ckup.
May 5th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
moldy dryer lint with chest-mucus to stick it together, also possibly some lichen…?
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May 5th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
my guess is that it is a coat made out of dryer lint.
May 5th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
its probably one of those creepy blythe (sp?) dolls’ jackets made out of raunchy moss? or furballs hacked up?
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May 5th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
The price of this thing is the most horrifying part.
May 5th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
decomposed candy floss with a beef jerky lining?
May 5th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
omg, someone skinned the abominable snowman! then peed on it!
May 5th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
i take my last answer back. that’s totally shredded wheat.
May 6th, 2009 at 12:08 am
Ummm – a horrifically misguided attempt at making fake vomit?
A sweater or coat made from shed dog fur? With nicotine-stained glue-gun applique?
A loofah and mucus sculpture?
A coat made of human hair? (Please don’t be pubic hair, please don’t be pubic hair…)
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May 6th, 2009 at 12:41 am
Ha! It’s a dead Yeti… you know the abominable snowman. Someone found one, killed it and made it into a coat.
May 6th, 2009 at 4:38 am
It’s gotta be made out of used dish sponges! The kind with the scrubby side vs the spongey side. My dish scrubbie looks just like that “fabric”…..On second thought, I better add a new one to my shopping list.
May 6th, 2009 at 5:43 am
It looks like matted human hair with egg yolk streaks.
May 6th, 2009 at 7:00 am
Inspiration for the next iconic fashion piece can be anywhere people. Even at the local hairdresser and yes, even in that pile of hair swept up in the run of a day – why throw it all away? Someone clearly seized an opportuniy here. They were all “It’s like practically the same as sheeps wool isn’t it? Except it’s already dyed and all we have to do is spin it into yarn… nah, screw that – too much work – let’s just hot glue it to my coat…”
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May 6th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Ick. It looks like some nasty lint, dog hair and embroidery floss construction.
May 6th, 2009 at 8:30 am
I thinkn that it was made from tree bark, moss, shaved pubic hair, cat puke, and just for some good measure….some sex lube and glitter to make it appealing for that evening out with someone special. Someone special like Gollum.
May 6th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Weed, leprechaun armpit hair and yellow tubing from a hospital circa 1935.
May 6th, 2009 at 9:29 am
belly button lint and dried spaghetti
May 6th, 2009 at 9:49 am
I say felted dryer lint
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May 6th, 2009 at 9:56 am
Beansprouts.
May 6th, 2009 at 10:01 am
looks like goat hide….nevermind, goat hide looks prettier than that.
My guess is…something having to do with felted wool and may be placenta?
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May 6th, 2009 at 10:16 am
$525.00?!? Are you out of your freaking mind?!
May 6th, 2009 at 10:26 am
It’s a coat of some sort of hair. I’m guessing dog.
May 6th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Hannibal Lechter’s entry into New York Fashion Week , now with human hair still attached to the skin. ::shudders::
May 6th, 2009 at 11:01 am
I say it’s a doll coat made out of a dark lining fabric with felted dog hair glued onto it.
May 6th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
It’s made from shower-drain hair.
sam {temptingmama} (164 comments.) Reply:
May 6th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
EWWWWWW! A wookie. LOL
May 6th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
The hair from a shower drain?
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May 6th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
omg PLEASE dont let it be a placenta coat.
May 6th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
OH! I KNOW I KNOW! It’s an owl pellet! Shmushed and Shaped to look like. a. coat?
I had the thought because my uncle Roger (always the “educational gift” type) once sent me an owl pellet for my birthday – he was a raptor rehab. specialist and apparently he thought an Owl pellet would be educational and “cool” to an 11 yr old homeschooled kid…
Thanks dude, but I think I’m not going to tell you that I’m homeschooling my kids…
Anyway that. uh. piece of work reminded me of what that owl pellet looked like.
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May 6th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
It’s what a dog crapped after chewing up a pillow.
May 6th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Its a Bumble, definitely…or it was. The poor think was off’d while eating a corndog, too, hence the mustard stains.
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Kerrie Reply:
May 7th, 2009 at 8:43 am
ha! I would love to get this group of poster in the same bar for drinks!
May 6th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Its the dread lock of a Bigfoot who is elderly!
May 6th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
I’m never looking at your site while eating shredded wheat again!
May 7th, 2009 at 6:03 am
OMG!! Some one said leprechaun armpit hair HAHAHAHAA!! I almost spewed. My guess is used furnace filters, ewwww. Whatever it is, it’s ghastly.
May 7th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
I have to go with the owl pellets, stretched out and hot glued. Then the “artist” (I use that word very lightly), decided to sign it by pissing their name across the “coat” as if it was fluffy white snow.All I can say is WTF and WTF….people are c-r-a-z-y!!!
May 7th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
that looks just like the stuff my dog mines from the middle of his dog toys, especially after he’s drooled his great dane-y drool over it for hours in the process. So I vote destroyed fluffy toys. Or baby chicks. Is that legal? Muppet skin? wow, so many options.
May 7th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
After giving it careful consideration, I’ve decided that we’re viewing the back of a “coat” (possibly Barbie-sized…) made of the partly digested and regurgitated opossum skin that was consumed by a dog. The fuzzy texture is the result of the felting action of dog stomach contents on the fur. The yellow streaks are the stomach acid-bleached blades of grass the dog ate for relief from the indigestion that eating the opossum caused it. The “artist” felt that the grass gave the piece character. After viewing the artist’s other “artwork” made of stained underwear straps, I feel that this “artist” needs to be institutionalized…very soon.
May 7th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
I’ll take hot glued mole-hide jacket for $1000.00, Alex.
May 13th, 2009 at 9:57 am
I already saw the answer so I won’t bother guessing, but… criminy!