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I Think You May Have Poop on Your Face Dearie

Why is it that when the girls get together there’s always chocolate involved? What is it about women and chocolate that makes them a lethal combination. I swear to you, if my husband gets between me and my chocolate all hell will break loose. He knows that nothing chocolate will last in our house.

Maybe because of my strong penchant for chocolate, I am oddly drawn to these little girls.

kitkat girl I Think You May Have Poop on Your Face Dearie

Dammit, now I want chocolate. *hunting through cupboard*

Is it just me, or does this sweet chocolate covered face look more like a sh*t eatin’ grin?

caramilk girl

Her eyelashes look like one is giving me a Peace Sign while the other is giving me the Rock n’ Roll Devil Horns!

I say rock on sista! Now gimme some of your damn chocolate!

best-friends-with-chocolate

Sistas unite! Go Chocolate!

Thanks Melissa!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on March 31, 2009 @ 1:54 pm  

5 Responses to “I Think You May Have Poop on Your Face Dearie”

  1. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    the one with the red dress looks like dolly parton.

    candace trew camling’s last blog post..Illustration Friday – Poise

    Diamond (22 comments.) Reply:

    Oh god, you’re right. It does.

    Diamond’s last blog post..Fern – OOAK earrings

  2. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    That’s messed up. It’s like a doll version of 2 girls and a cup. Don’t google it if you haven’t seen it. Really. I wish I could scrub it out of my brain.

    Lotta’s last blog post..Don’t Skip Ahead and Say Congrats.

    sam {temptingmama} (146 comments.) Reply:

    OMG only YOU would make that association! I’ve heard of it many times yet have still been able to completely avoid watching. I can handle some gross things, but that? I don’t think so.

  3. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    Heeey there. You were the one that implanted the “Not chocolate but poop” imagery in my head!

    By the way did you ever see the weiner warmer craft I sent you? The one on Ebay?

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