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Thanks for sending this one in Adrienne!

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21 Responses to “Triamterene FOR SALE”

velocibadgergirl (57 comments.) Says:
March 12th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
And you just *know* the people who make shit like this are absolutely shocked and scandalized when no one buys it. Clearly NO ONE appreciates their ART, man!

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fidget (9 comments.) Says:
March 12th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
it looks like it’s covered in cat turds *pukes*

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sam {temptingmama} (164 comments.) Reply:
March 12th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Or cat poops.

I can’t stop looking at it though. I am seriously freaked by it.

I think I might need it for Halloween.. but ten grand? I need a Halloween fund now.
candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
March 12th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
ten thousand dollars for a renaissance fair outfit from hell! No wonder the model’s face is covered by the outfit. How else would you get someone to wear it. ever.

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Annie Says:
March 12th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
See, those are the kind of freaks that give “Artists” a bad name.

sam {temptingmama} (164 comments.) Reply:
March 12th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Word.
Kellee C. Says:
March 12th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
This thing isn’t even disturbing, it’s sad. Nothing even remotely looks like it belongs together… like the ‘artist’ (and I use the term loosely) reached into a bargan basement rag bag and started stitching stuff together. Just the quantity of blue, shiny, rip-stop nylon is apalling.

It almost reminds me of the later Saw movies… they were trying for disturbing, but all they got was a bunch of jarring ugly bits that don’t go together.

casey (2 comments.) Reply:
March 13th, 2009 at 10:11 am
yep. totally agree x’s 10,000

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LittleMonsters Says:
March 12th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
What a tragic waste of fabric.
bluepaintred (25 comments.) Says:
March 12th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
“velocibadgergirl says:

And you just *know* the people who make shit like this are absolutely shocked and scandalized when no one buys it. Clearly NO ONE appreciates their ART, man!”

… THIS is why parents tell their kids to be lawyers and NOT go to art school.

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Karen Sugarpants Says:
March 12th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
um…you serve your 3 year old PURPLE roast beef?
Fuzzarelly (3 comments.) Says:
March 12th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
I rather like the collar and cap bit.

But sometimes, less is more. Know when to call it a day.

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Denise Says:
March 12th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Perhaps Bjork will consider it for her next red carpet event….
Bree Says:
March 12th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
If slipknot had a female member, I would like to think this is what she would wear. F.R.E.A.K.Y.
Stephanie Says:
March 13th, 2009 at 8:14 am
I think it should glow in the dark. THAT would get ya at least 5k.
Marcy Says:
March 13th, 2009 at 8:50 am
I don’t know if Darth Vadar can afford this house frock for his lovely wife.
Liz D-M Says:
March 13th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
I imagine if I tried to put that up eyesore in my front yard the neighbors would have their male relatives train their BB guns and shotguns on it for target practice.
flutter (62 comments.) Says:
March 14th, 2009 at 2:50 am
Oh, fuck me.

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SL Says:
March 17th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Wow, that “artist” sure does think a lot of herself doesn’t she?

$900 for this? http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21948715
I won’t even go off on the $10k for the monstrosity above!
Becky Says:
March 18th, 2009 at 7:14 am
Bloody hell!

Look, kids, this is what happens when you drink* and craft.

*Or do severely mind altering hallucinogenic drugs. Just say no.
Polgarra Says:
March 18th, 2009 at 9:47 am
I never thought I could be a professional artist but I could totally do that. And if I didn’t sleep for 3 days, I bet my description could be as esoteric as that one. I swear, if that sells then I am switching careers

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