It’s soap.

From the listing:

It smells like roses!

So here is the story. According to my friends and family I just HAD to have this in my shop. So the only way to make this any better is to well…scent it like roses! So here you have it. This soap poop is made with moisturizing glycerin and would make a perfect gift for any prankster. If you have any questions feel free to contact me.

This listing is for 1 soap that weighs a total of 4 ounces.

If my poop looked like that, I’d be freaking worried.

Thanks Carrie!

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8 Responses to “I’d Be Taking My Ass to the Doctor”

1. Chibi Jeebs (10 comments.) Says:
   March 10th, 2009 at 3:06 pm

   Well, MY shit smells like roses. What does yours smell like?

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2. sam {temptingmama} (164 comments.) Says:
   March 10th, 2009 at 4:06 pm

   My shit smells like lavender.

   Bwahahahaha tapeworm. Funny!

3. Carrie Says:
   March 10th, 2009 at 5:13 pm

   You’re welcome (I guess LOL)

4. Bree Says:
   March 10th, 2009 at 7:49 pm

   For some odd reason, I have a craving for sausage…

5. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   March 10th, 2009 at 8:04 pm

   what a totally squinchy looking turd.

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6. Pamela Says:
   March 10th, 2009 at 10:18 pm

   My shit smells like roses, but it looks like shit!

7. Dawn Says:
   March 11th, 2009 at 6:10 am

   My kids can make this out of Play-doh!! Nothin better than neon poooooooop. Kinda funny that she scented it with roses.

8. Julian Kross (1 comments.) Says:
   March 11th, 2009 at 10:30 am

   If this soap touches your skin, you have problems you need to discuss with another type of doctor.

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