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Like, I Totally Love Zombies!

I’m not one of those people who cares much for the phenom of ninjas, pirates or zombies, but I’m sure these ornaments would totally, like, ruin some child’s image of make someone’s Christmas.

zombie santa Like, I Totally Love Zombies!

Santa kinda looks like he’s having a coronary, actually.  I mean, the zombie hasn’t even touched him yet.  Maybe Santa should get himself a treadmill and lay off all those cookies and glasses of milk.

And forgive me for saying so, but that zombie, closely resembles Gary Busey.  Who would totally attack Santa.  He attacked a little girl once.  Dude is like, totally crazy.

Like, totally told ya.

Thanks Suebob!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on December 7, 2008 @ 10:05 am  

5 Responses to “Like, I Totally Love Zombies!”

  1. sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Says:

    LMFAO! OMG Karen. Busey is the scariest mofo evah! I would totally cancel Christmas if he was coming. Then I would totally hide under my bed with pepper spray and hope that he was far too intoxicated to hear me crying.

    So totally creeped out by him. LOL

  2. Ruprecht (23 comments.) Says:

    Rupe needs that ornament. Period.

    Ruprecht’s last blog post..Bird Is The Word

  3. velocibadgergirl (57 comments.) Says:

    HYSTERICAL. I would probably rather meet a zombie in a dark alley than Gary Busey. At least a zombie’s insane behavior is predictable!

    velocibadgergirl’s last blog post..

  4. katie ~ motherbumper (5 comments.) Says:

    I use Gary Busey instead of the bogeyman for my kid – works like a charm every single time. Also works on her dad – he’s so multi-purpose.

    katie ~ motherbumper’s last blog post..The Big Chill

  5. Lori Anderson (5 comments.) Says:

    I had a friend who was in a movie with Gary Busey and he said he was completely, totally as nasty as he looks.

    Lori Anderson’s last blog post..Oh right, I DO make jewelry!

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