I don’t have a *ahem* boyfriend.

You know? BOB?

Battery Operated Boyfriend?

I never have. I’ve thought about it and even been suspected of  it, but for some reason, I just haven’t.

But! If I did.

I would buy BOB this:

Yes my friends, it’s a dildo cozy which, if am not mistaken, is of the spaghetti and meatball variety.

BOB would be so happy with this freakishly adorable cozy to keep him warm on those long and lonely cold winter nights while I was otherwise engaged.

(Jeez, it’s like I know what I’m talking about…)

Is it wrong that I keep wondering if that BOB is indeed a BOB and if it belongs to the crafter? *shudder*I just hope it’s been washed. Nothing like furry little bits stuck to BOB, I can’t imagine he’d be happy about that.

What? It’s not like you weren’t thinking about it.

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5 Responses to “Bob Couldn’t Have Asked for a Better Christmas Gift”

1. evabaruk (38 comments.) Says:
   December 16th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

   I know a better way to warm it.

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2. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   December 16th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

   me too evabaruk! well not that one…lol!

3. Carin (1 comments.) Says:
   December 16th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

   OMG, it’s a Flying Spaghetti Monster dildo cozy!!!! I lurves it!

4. HL Says:
   December 17th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

   It’s a dildo. No batteries. It’s therefore a MOB (manually operated boyfriend)?

5. Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Says:
   December 18th, 2008 at 11:42 am

   That would be a good way to get the kids to play with it…what’s that mommy? Oh it’s my dildo cozy….

   Yeah right, I’ll just keep mine hidden thank you very much…

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