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Turkey, Turkey, Turkey

I think of turkey and immediately picture the chef from the Muppets – the chef that chases the turkey around….

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That silly Swedish chef, I always wanted him to catch the turkey. Though, I picture him with a machete.

You think that’s disturbing?

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It’s a turkey. Knitting. HEADLESS.

What pray tell shall the turkey create? How does it know what it’s doing? It’s head is MISSING.

A headless knitting turkey.

Maybe a head? Maybe it’s making itself a head.

Is it working on an Inverness diamond or a garter stitch?  And how would it know if it messed up!?

(I have no idea if those stitches are correct or not, if not? Blame Google.)

I get the headless turkey part – like Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner. But the knitting? Explain the knitting!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 7, 2008 @ 11:54 pm  

One Response to “Turkey, Turkey, Turkey”

  1. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    I’m STILL laughing at this one….silly headless turkey. Can’t wait to see what Headless Mom thinks of this one!

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