I think of turkey and immediately picture the chef from the Muppets – the chef that chases the turkey around….

That silly Swedish chef, I always wanted him to catch the turkey. Though, I picture him with a machete.
You think that’s disturbing?

It’s a turkey. Knitting. HEADLESS.
What pray tell shall the turkey create? How does it know what it’s doing? It’s head is MISSING.
A headless knitting turkey.
Maybe a head? Maybe it’s making itself a head.
Is it working on an Inverness diamond or a garter stitch? And how would it know if it messed up!?
(I have no idea if those stitches are correct or not, if not? Blame Google.)
I get the headless turkey part – like Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner. But the knitting? Explain the knitting!



























November 8th, 2008 at 12:16 am
I’m STILL laughing at this one….silly headless turkey. Can’t wait to see what Headless Mom thinks of this one!