There comes a time in every man’s life where he needs to be reminded of one vital ingredient to marriage. A wedding ring will not do…no, this is something beyond the bond of marriage. This goes to the depths of man’s core, a human need.
So next Valentine’s Day, get him the gift that says, “Stop texting me from the toilet at work.”
Thanks Suebob!
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe You Can Stop Making Crafts Now For The Insane Um. WTF? Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong Doctor Dement-O Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card Fantastic Felt Up Knitting Nightmare CRAPtacular craftastrophes Lady Bits and Pieces Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity I Want to Punch a Crafter Crazy Critter Parts Ornamental Psychosis Not a Craftastrophe But Cool Enough to Rate High Messages From the Darkside Celebrities Give Me Hives Christmas Puts the FUN in DysFUNctional Penis Paraphernalia Recyled Rejects Turkey Lurkey! This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear What Not To Wear Unless You're Dead Holiday! Celebrate! Y'all Like Mah Vagina Art? You Probably Won't Win But You Can Try! We Wish You a Merry Christmas...and Minimal Therapy Podunk Pottery Lovely Hair Accessories Possibly Made From Live Mammals Site Biznezz poptastrophe Uncategorized Guess This Mess! Pet Clothes Are Stoopid
Craftastrophe by Craftastrophe is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-No Derivative Works 2.5 Canada License.
Based on work at craftastrophe.net. Craftastropede Web Theme by Karen Bodkin. Toddlerpede & Toddlerpede Image used with permission from Artist Jon Beinart.
Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available by contacting us: http://craftastrophe.net/contact.
November 9th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
No silly…it’s A LOG.
November 9th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I got it!! A log. Hahahahahaha. I would love to see that on a guy. How funny would take be?
Desiree – Mother Musings’s last blog post..Chicago Moms Blog: Stop Hoochifying our Girls!
November 9th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
As with all these other crafts, I had to ask WHY?