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Thanksgiving Will Never Be the Same

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 12, 2008 @ 9:13 am  

18 Responses to “Thanksgiving Will Never Be the Same”

  1. Miss Britt (13 comments.) Says:

    I just choked. Literally. I pulled up the page and inhaled so quickly, I chocked.

    Oh. My. Gah.

    Indeed.

    Miss Britt’s last blog post..Officially the First “I’m So Nervous About BlogHer!” Post of 2009

  2. Deb (12 comments.) Says:

    OMG indeed. I think, anatomically speaking, that head gizmo renders the wearer into a walking talking tower of turkey poop. Wouldn’t the appropriate accessory be a piece of TP stuck to the bottom of your shoe?

    Anybody comes to my house wearing one of those on turkey day we crouch down, turn out all the lights and pretend nobody is home.

    Deb’s last blog post..Impatient

  3. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    Your comments make the hats that much funnier…holy frig I’m dying over here!

  4. Suebob (48 comments.) Says:

    I should get the turkey headpiece and wear it to Thanksgiving…thus forever sealing my fate as “Crazy Aunt Sue.”

  5. Miss (21 comments.) Says:

    I’m wearing that to my aunts Thanksgiving dinner with the hopes that I DONT get invited back.

    Miss’s last blog post..Oh jeez….

  6. Ruprecht (23 comments.) Says:

    Rupe doesn’t understand all the “hate” comments.

    These creations are fantabulific!

    The top photo of the “molting” bird is completely and totally offset by Mimi’s gallant eyewear. (And, while not quite redneck, she could very well eat a tomato through a chain link fence.)

    Photo #2 is Senator Padme Amidala gone holiday festive.

    The pasty colored turkey leg chapeau in conclusion is striking! And replete in its drabness!

    Sign me up! Where can I place my order … ?!?

    Ruprecht’s last blog post..An Institution ….. Gone …..

  7. Pluckypea (1 comments.) Says:

    This is the best thing I have ever seen. Ever. And if some crafty person wants to make one for me, I will wear it proudly, take pictures and report back. Because really, this sort of innovation needs to be rewarded and disseminated. Wow. Just wow.

  8. Scary Mommy (1 comments.) Says:

    Totally cracking up!! Wow.

  9. IamSusie Says:

    I think these are obviously supposed to be goofy. I am not embarrassed to admit that I like the little kid one at the bottom. I think it is a free crochet pattern that makes the rounds every year.

  10. sweetsalty kate (1 comments.) Says:

    Ha! That’s some seriously high fashion. And I don’t mean as-in couture.

    I kinda want one. oh yeah. :)

    sweetsalty kate’s last blog post..the earth standing still

  11. meg finn (1 comments.) Says:

    Oh my! Love that last shot!

    meg finn’s last blog post..Something Borrowed, Something Blue Wedding Journal

  12. MouseLady Says:

    Too stinkin’ funny! So glad to get a laugh or three today, lol!

  13. Jordan (1 comments.) Says:

    She sells the patterns, if anyone wants one.

    http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5230341

    You’d just about have to be a NASA scientist or an architect to design those. It’s actually very impressive. :)

    Jordan’s last blog post..C e l t i c G y p s y

  14. Diane (1 comments.) Says:

    I think, no I know I won’t forget what I just saw…. sadly

    Best,
    D
    http://dianegeisel.ganoksin.com/blogs/
    http://mygemstonebox.blogspot.com
    http://www.unicorngem1994.etsy.com
    http://www.mygemstonebox.com
    Simple yet elegant jewelry that is art you wear!

    Diane’s last blog post..Pink Ice Sterling Silver Earrings

  15. gaily (1 comments.) Says:

    What’s wrong with that? I’d proudly wear it to work. ha. ;)

    gaily’s last blog post..Virgin Mary and Turquoise Bracelet

  16. FOW (6 comments.) Says:

    Fantastic! I think more people should enjoy themselves!

    FOW’s last blog post..MATURE Abominable Snowman Holiday Card

  17. Kelly Says:

    I wonder what they do for the vegitarian in the family?

  18. Mrs. Tantrum (24 comments.) Says:

    Can I knit 4 in time for the big day? The one that looks like it came out of the oven…that is all kinds of HOT.

    Mrs. Tantrum’s last blog post..Cha Cha Cha

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