Oh Suebob – the things you find.

Oh Suebob – the things you find.
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November 12th, 2008 at 9:24 am
I just choked. Literally. I pulled up the page and inhaled so quickly, I chocked.
Oh. My. Gah.
Indeed.
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November 12th, 2008 at 9:35 am
OMG indeed. I think, anatomically speaking, that head gizmo renders the wearer into a walking talking tower of turkey poop. Wouldn’t the appropriate accessory be a piece of TP stuck to the bottom of your shoe?
Anybody comes to my house wearing one of those on turkey day we crouch down, turn out all the lights and pretend nobody is home.
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November 12th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Your comments make the hats that much funnier…holy frig I’m dying over here!
November 12th, 2008 at 10:58 am
I should get the turkey headpiece and wear it to Thanksgiving…thus forever sealing my fate as “Crazy Aunt Sue.”
November 12th, 2008 at 11:13 am
I’m wearing that to my aunts Thanksgiving dinner with the hopes that I DONT get invited back.
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November 12th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Rupe doesn’t understand all the “hate” comments.
These creations are fantabulific!
The top photo of the “molting” bird is completely and totally offset by Mimi’s gallant eyewear. (And, while not quite redneck, she could very well eat a tomato through a chain link fence.)
Photo #2 is Senator Padme Amidala gone holiday festive.
The pasty colored turkey leg chapeau in conclusion is striking! And replete in its drabness!
Sign me up! Where can I place my order … ?!?
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November 12th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
This is the best thing I have ever seen. Ever. And if some crafty person wants to make one for me, I will wear it proudly, take pictures and report back. Because really, this sort of innovation needs to be rewarded and disseminated. Wow. Just wow.
November 14th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Totally cracking up!! Wow.
November 14th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
I think these are obviously supposed to be goofy. I am not embarrassed to admit that I like the little kid one at the bottom. I think it is a free crochet pattern that makes the rounds every year.
November 15th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Ha! That’s some seriously high fashion. And I don’t mean as-in couture.
I kinda want one. oh yeah.
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November 16th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Oh my! Love that last shot!
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November 16th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Too stinkin’ funny! So glad to get a laugh or three today, lol!
November 16th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
She sells the patterns, if anyone wants one.
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5230341
You’d just about have to be a NASA scientist or an architect to design those. It’s actually very impressive.
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November 16th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I think, no I know I won’t forget what I just saw…. sadly
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Simple yet elegant jewelry that is art you wear!
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November 16th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
What’s wrong with that? I’d proudly wear it to work. ha.
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November 17th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Fantastic! I think more people should enjoy themselves!
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November 17th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I wonder what they do for the vegitarian in the family?
November 17th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Can I knit 4 in time for the big day? The one that looks like it came out of the oven…that is all kinds of HOT.
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