Go on. Open it. I know you’re dying to know…

Jesus?

Is that you?

I knew you would come to me. I have so much to tell you.

But I am so hungry.

I am so very hungry, Jesus.

Why? Jesus Christ, why did You show up NOW?

Can’t resist. So hungry.

NOM NOM NOM NOM

What’s that Jesus? Sour Cream?

NOM NOM NOM NOM

Salsa.

NOM NOM NOM

Ah!

* Now go back and read it like the Taco Bell doggie. FUNNIER!

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8 Responses to “Mexicali Jesus”

1. Miss Britt (13 comments.) Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 9:15 am

   My daughter is gonna LOVE THIS!!

   Christmas is saved!!!

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2. The devil is hard on my face again The world is a hundred to one again « crazy dumbsaint of the mind Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 10:22 am

   [...] fave Craftastrophe – Mexicali Jesus . Well, all Craftastrophes are pretty funny.Except the Dog Turd art. I’m still grossed out [...]

3. Ruprecht (23 comments.) Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 10:38 am

   ¡Viva la resurrección!

4. Erin (15 comments.) Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 11:02 am

   Are these what altar boys make in their free time?

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5. Karen Sugarpants Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 11:34 am

   Fuck I love you.

6. Mad Woman (2 comments.) Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 2:01 pm

   Oh goodness that was fantastic!

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7. Zandor (75 comments.) Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

   Wow. That’s great.

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8. Carrie Says:
   November 21st, 2008 at 3:24 am

   I can’t stop laughing…the taco bell version is going to make me pee!