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Mexicali Jesus

felt Mexicali Jesus

Go on. Open it. I know you’re dying to know…

felt jesus1 Mexicali Jesus

Jesus?

Is that you?

I knew you would come to me. I have so much to tell you.

But I am so hungry.

I am so very hungry, Jesus.

Why? Jesus Christ, why did You show up NOW?

Can’t resist. So hungry.

NOM NOM NOM NOM

What’s that Jesus? Sour Cream?

NOM NOM NOM NOM

Salsa.

NOM NOM NOM

Ah!

* Now go back and read it like the Taco Bell doggie. FUNNIER!

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posted in: Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Fantastic Felt Up, For The Insane, Um. WTF? by sam {temptingmama}

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8 Responses to “Mexicali Jesus”

  1. Miss Britt (9 comments.) says:
    November 20, 2008 at 9:15 am

    My daughter is gonna LOVE THIS!!

    Christmas is saved!!!

    Miss Britt’s last blog post..What Do You Want To Do With Your Life?

  2. The devil is hard on my face again The world is a hundred to one again « crazy dumbsaint of the mind says:
    November 20, 2008 at 10:22 am

    [...] fave Craftastrophe – Mexicali Jesus . Well, all Craftastrophes are pretty funny.Except the Dog Turd art. I’m still grossed out [...]

  3. Ruprecht (23 comments.) says:
    November 20, 2008 at 10:38 am

    ¡Viva la resurrección!

  4. Erin (15 comments.) says:
    November 20, 2008 at 11:02 am

    Are these what altar boys make in their free time?

    Erin’s last blog post..Because I’m mean…

  5. Karen Sugarpants says:
    November 20, 2008 at 11:34 am

    Fuck I love you.

  6. Mad Woman (2 comments.) says:
    November 20, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Oh goodness that was fantastic!

    Mad Woman’s last blog post..Yup, naked under my clothes again.

  7. Zandor (74 comments.) says:
    November 20, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    Wow. That’s great.

    Zandor’s last blog post..My family found out everything.

  8. Carrie says:
    November 21, 2008 at 3:24 am

    I can’t stop laughing…the taco bell version is going to make me pee!

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