If You Give A Gran a Cookie

If you give a Gran a cookie, she'll want milk to go with it. If you pour her a glass of milk, she'll want to make some crafts. If she wants to make some crafts, you'll need to go buy some wool If you go buy the wool, she'll delight you with how quickly she can knit. If you see how quick she can knit, you'll quickly discover she can make a killing with the dirty old birds from the bridge club when she sells these little chubbies at the craft bazaar. Warning: NSFW...I guess.  I mean it's KNITTED, so whatever. An aside, I'm totally buying this to wear home at Christmas.  My Papa will be speechless, offer me a drink and retreat to the basement.  Granny will laugh and laugh and ask if there's a pattern. If you give a Gran a pattern...
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 21, 2008 @ 3:07 pm  

4 Responses to “If You Give A Gran a Cookie”

  1. Heather (2 comments.) Says:

    I guess this pair well with the knitted uterus pattern on Knitty.com. They’d get it on and produce knitted fetus coin purses. The mind boggles…

    Heather’s last blog post..Moms outraged over Motrin’s new ad

  2. Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Says:

    I was going to say…Perfect for the in laws at Christmas. May be they’ll notice that instead of my tattoo sleeve??

    Taylor Blue’s last blog post..Reese Witherspoon Glam At The ‘Four Christmases’ Premiere

  3. followthatdog (27 comments.) Says:

    It seems to have some kind of infection on the tip there. I don’t think you should expose your family to it, just to be safe.

    followthatdog’s last blog post..Funny.

  4. ColetteNicole Says:

    Why is it in a nest?

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