If you give a Gran a cookie,

she’ll want milk to go with it.

If you pour her a glass of milk,

she’ll want to make some crafts.

If she wants to make some crafts,

you’ll need to go buy some wool

If you go buy the wool,

she’ll delight you with how quickly she can knit.

If you see how quick she can knit,

you’ll quickly discover she can make a killing with the dirty old birds from the bridge club when she sells these little chubbies at the craft bazaar.

Warning: NSFW…I guess.  I mean it’s KNITTED, so whatever.

An aside, I’m totally buying this to wear home at Christmas.  My Papa will be speechless, offer me a drink and retreat to the basement.  Granny will laugh and laugh and ask if there’s a pattern.

If you give a Gran a pattern…

4 Responses to “If You Give A Gran a Cookie”

1. Heather (2 comments.) Says:
   November 21st, 2008 at 8:58 pm

   I guess this pair well with the knitted uterus pattern on Knitty.com. They’d get it on and produce knitted fetus coin purses. The mind boggles…

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2. Taylor Blue (81 comments.) Says:
   November 22nd, 2008 at 11:36 am

   I was going to say…Perfect for the in laws at Christmas. May be they’ll notice that instead of my tattoo sleeve??

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3. followthatdog (27 comments.) Says:
   November 22nd, 2008 at 11:56 am

   It seems to have some kind of infection on the tip there. I don’t think you should expose your family to it, just to be safe.

   followthatdog’s last blog post..Funny.

4. ColetteNicole Says:
   November 22nd, 2008 at 12:24 pm

   Why is it in a nest?