If you give a Gran a cookie,
she'll want milk to go with it.
If you pour her a glass of milk,
she'll want to make some crafts.
If she wants to make some crafts,
you'll need to go buy some wool
If you go buy the wool,
she'll delight you with how quickly she can knit.
If you see how quick she can knit,
you'll quickly discover she can make a killing with the dirty old birds from the bridge club when she sells these little chubbies at the craft bazaar.
Warning: NSFW...I guess. I mean it's KNITTED, so whatever.
An aside, I'm totally buying this to wear home at Christmas. My Papa will be speechless, offer me a drink and retreat to the basement. Granny will laugh and laugh and ask if there's a pattern.
If you give a Gran a pattern...
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 21, 2008 @ 3:07 pm