In this day and age of saving the environment, I can understand how someone may not want to throw yet another thing to a landfill.

But your toothbrush?  As jewelry?  I can hear the fashion bloggers snorting with laughter already.

Iris sent in this hilarious account of just how, YOU TOO, can have a toothbrush bracelet:

Now before I begin, I’m telling you this HAD to be put together by a crazy person…so I’ve outlined the directions as a crazy person might.

Boil your dirty toothbrush.  You aren’t using it anyway.  HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA.

Pull the bristles out with pliers.  Pliers are my best friend.  I like pliers.  I like pliers a lot.  My pliers smell kinda funny though.  HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA.

Wrap a paper towel around your giant wrist.  DON’T BOTHER CLEANING THE STOVE BEFORE TAKING PICTURES THOUGH.  That don’t matter, y’all.  HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA.  HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA.  HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA.

Your toothbrush will curl like bacon.  Pull out the toothbrush after you boil it a while.  Sometimes I use my pliers to pull out real bacon.  HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA. HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA. HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA.  HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA.

If my toothbrush was bigger, I coulda made a HAIRBAND, y’all.  HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA.  HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA.  HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA.

Look how pretty my blurry giant wrist looks.  It’s so hard to hold the camera while I’m holding my arm up.  HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA.  HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA.  HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA.  HAHA HAHAHA HA HA HA.

The best part about my new craft is that it’s gonna MATCH MY CROCS.

6 Responses to “I Don’t Care How Badly You Want to Save The Earth, There is NO EXCUSE for This Sort of Craft”

1. Iris (44 comments.) Says:
   November 8th, 2008 at 10:49 pm

   must …. stop …. laughing ….. can’t breathe………..

2. chibi (22 comments.) Says:
   November 8th, 2008 at 11:00 pm

   The best part about my new craft is that it’s gonna MATCH MY CROCS = WIN

   Bwa ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa

3. designhermomma (2 comments.) Says:
   November 9th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

   oh man, this is funny stuff. thanks!

   designhermomma’s last blog post..thirty

4. Mrs. Tantrum (24 comments.) Says:
   November 9th, 2008 at 6:50 pm

   Oh, dear I just peed down my legs! I think I might have been wise to use that paper towel on my thighs before I read this one!

   Mrs. Tantrum’s last blog post..HOT

5. Lexi (1 comments.) Says:
   November 9th, 2008 at 9:27 pm

   I may just die of embarrassment, but…my friends and I totally made those our freshman year of high school.

6. Kendar Says:
   November 15th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

   Yep, I have made those.