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Air Quotes Time!

Look, if you’re going to charge $50 greenbacks for a scarf, you had better be ready to back it up.

Case in point: this “Drop Stitch Recycled Cotton Red Art Scarf” really delivers…on the “name” of it’s listing, anyway.

il 430xn34189271 Air Quotes Time!

Yes, you’ve “dropped stitches.”  Plenty, in fact.

Yes, it’s “red.”

Yes, it’s likely “recycled.”

Yes, it’s a “scarf.”

But is it “art?”

Hell yeah – look at the price tag!

Sadly, 4 Raggedy Ann dolls were killed in the making of this “Drop Stitch Recycled Cotton Red Art Scarf.”

{Shanks Shuebob.}

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 15, 2008 @ 6:02 pm  

3 Responses to “Air Quotes Time!”

  1. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    Wow I threw out a scarf like that yesterday. I thought the cat had gotten into it.

    Lotta’s last blog post..New Dead Bloated Cow Ornaments from CB2

  2. Lotta (64 comments.) Says:

    Though the model is so gorgeous I imagine she could wear my cat’s hairball and look good.

    Lotta’s last blog post..English Lessons With Lotta

  3. saintseester (2 comments.) Says:

    What is with the crappy misshapen dishcloths tacked up on the wall behind her?

    saintseester’s last blog post..Like a Rat in a Maze, but without all those confusing Walls

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