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A Twist on The Ol’ Porn ‘Stache.

Little boys like to pretend shave sometimes. Borrow daddy's razor and shave their unexisting beard. Some even may pretend to grow that poofy 70's porno moustache. (Or I wish they did because that Magnum P.I. moustache always makes me laugh.) (Because dude. Check it.) But! Now, fret not little lads! You can have a whole moustache for yourself. You can pet it, and stroke it and care for it all your own.

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Act now and you'll get not only this factastic pale green moustache. And! You'll also get a beautiful scruffy beard a la royal blue for a more regal appearance.

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Wouldn't that be fun boys? Sitting on the porch at night and as the sun fades into the horizon in the distance you can stroke your moustache (or beard) as you widdle wood in your rocker. Um? AWESOME. (By the way, totally joking because I am NOT sending you these items. If you ask me for these I will kick you in the crotch.) (I keep staring at that beard. All I can picture is a custodial mop hanging off her face.) (I love the word moustache. Always makes me laugh. Moustache. Moustache.) (But you have to say Moo-stache to make it funny.)
Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 18, 2008 @ 8:09 pm  

2 Responses to “A Twist on The Ol’ Porn ‘Stache.”

  1. followthatdog (27 comments.) Says:

    I am officially in love with this blog. Where the hell do you find all of this stuff?!?!

    followthatdog’s last blog post..Funny.

  2. TexasRed (4 comments.) Says:

    I love this. Clearly I must send the link to my brother :)

    TexasRed’s last blog post..Questions of the Week






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