Just in time for Easter: your lucky crucifix.

Go ahead, point out the swastika-ish thing going on, too. I know you want to.
{Source} $34.95 and all the luck you can handle.

Oh, sure, you home design people are ooh-ing and ah-ing. This charming wooden apple tree bed says “Don’t sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me,” etc. Off to slumber in the fairy tale woods.

For you, I have 2 comments:
1. Some of us will not quickly forget “Wizard of Oz” and those evil apple trees
2. That’s a jungle gym for spiders if I ever saw one

{Source} Somewhat over $12,000 US, plus all the cans of RAID you can fit in your car

Someone will have to explain this to me. Plastic “brass knuckles” decorated with Hello, Kitty. Why, my people, why? So you can very gently punch someone while sharing happy cuteness? Because you want to live the Thug Life while you live the Kawaii life, too? Help.

{Source} $21.99 and a two-drink minimum

This person has some really cute dog tags in their shop – little cutouts of different pooch breeds with grommets for eyes. Then she veers off the path into Zombieland:

Pet Tag Dog Tag ID Artisan Charm Zombie Head Dead Ghoul Brain Custom Circle Rivets Stamped Keychain Pendant Pet Lover

Really? Zombie Brain? Audience, what do YOU think it looks like?

{Source} $15 and a whole lot of explaining to do to all those people who say “What IS that?”

Stop Gossip Powder. Why did no one ever tell me about this before? POOF!

{Source} Only $3.00 How can you resist?