File under: Things I'll Never Understand - why do dollmakers so often made dolls that are so...unfortunate-looking? If you have all the materials and tools in a crafts store at your disposal, why do this? {Source} $120 of Oh Please Make It Stop.

Quick, call PETA. These cats are suffering. SUFFERING! This is supposed to be for Valentines Day. Does this cat look like he is enjoying his gift of love? {Source} $16 worth of torture {Source} $27 worth of Thanksgiving terror more scary than that jello salad your aunt always makes Crimeny. Cats do not need hats with fake ears. Why? Because CATS HAVE EARS ALREADY, YOU MORON. {Source} $15 Did you know I'm a pet psychic? Yes, and I'm SO good I can tell what animals are thinking just by looking at their photographs. This cat in a long-eared bunny hat is thinking "I DON'T FIND THIS STUFF AMUSING." {Source} $18

But you probably shouldn't wear these to your next job interview. Edvard Munch's famous "Scream," rendered on fingernails. {Source} $32. Worth 1 million.

I gotta admit I have respect for some good taxidermy. My second cousin Tom is a taxidermist of skill and talent developed through 35 years of working with dead animals in Wyoming, where they know how to kill some animals. But this taxidermy? Would probably get you run out of Tom's shop at gunpoint: {Source} On the plus side, this little charmer is only $45.

Meet Screamy, the porcelain pot pipe:

Anyone can have a glass pipe. And those are lovely and some are outright incredible. But porcelain pipe? Now not everybodys GOT one of those.

Ok, I know pot isn't supposed to be hallucinogenic. But this PIPE may be hallucinogenic. {Source} $35, which won't even buy you any weed these days. I think. I'm old, people.