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YOU NEED THIS HAT TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE GOVERNMENT

tin foil hat 2 YOU NEED THIS HAT TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE GOVERNMENT

Oh my.

I always thought tin foil hats were a DIY project though, no?

Oh and the price:

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on March 2, 2010
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own |
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This is Just a Little Too Vulgar for a Monday Morning, but If I Have to Be Horrified by Your Submissions, So Do YOU.

daddys little squirt This is Just a Little Too Vulgar for a Monday Morning, but If I Have to Be Horrified by Your Submissions, So Do YOU.

I don’t know what’s worse: the sinister-looking sperm or the fact that his eyebrows and eyeball are peeling off his face.

I cannot believe someone would put this on a child.  Does not compute.  It’s right up there with “I ripped Mommy a new one.”

This tank top still rules the Craftastrophe vault.

Thanks Sylvia!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on March 1, 2010
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own |
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Johnny Depp is magical, but we already knew that.

depp face1 Johnny Depp is magical, but we already knew that.

Okay, I see no a little resemblance.

depp tatoos Johnny Depp is magical, but we already knew that.

With all the emphasis on the minute details, I am curious as to why it was altered to include…

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on February 28, 2010
Ornamental Psychosis, You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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Note to Crafters: Brass Isn’t PlayDoh.

ring of doom Note to Crafters: Brass Isnt PlayDoh.

You can’t just jam stones and a bar of moldy soap into soft brass all willy nilly and slap a $1200 price tag on a crap-ass looking ring and expect people to pay that.

There’s a good reason why your ring was added to Etsy on January 5th as “On sale till Sunday” and it NEVER SOLD.

Idjit.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on
You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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Vaginart

I don’t think I will look at my kid’s finger painting the same ever again….

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I just keep staring at it wondering: HOW!?

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on February 27, 2010
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall |
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