I am new to the world of Esty and their ilk, but living in the middle of nowhere I see my fair share of lonely cat lady crafts.

And as the mother of teenagers, and the Depression of Emos that constantly lounge around my house sucking out all the hope and joy, I am all too familiar with Urban Dictionary.

So when I saw this little creation I didn’t know whether to laugh or recoil in horror cause, as the title suggests, Richard Simmons loves him some tea bagging.

And she totally looks like a scrotum.

Thanks Kerri!

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Kelley educates the masses in urban slang at Magneto Bold Too!

I’ve spent years of my life searching for the perfect hot pink pachyderm with yellow polka dots and bright green tusks.  Who hasn’t?  I never dreamed of finding a specimen as wondrous as this one.  Imagine my excitement when I found this little beauty has the added bonus of angry hand-painted eyebrows that say:

“I went to an Ivy League College, not a 3-ring circus.”

I bet it looks even classier under a black light.  Then again, what doesn’t?

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Elly Lou gets her blog on over at BugginWord.com.  Beware of unicorns – especially the angry ones.

Yes, they are dead.

Good to know. I was beginning to question what Jedi Mind Tricks were used on your pets.

Aw… Petie.

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Definitely check out the seller’s store, Tim has some really beautiful pieces.

Who doesn’t want half a bald lady shoved in a candle stick greeting all their guest?  Yep, this is Ane.  She may have lost all her hair, had a few joint replacements and is missing her bottom half, but that doesn’t make her any less creepy lovable, now does it!?    Britney wishes she had those cheekbones to correctly pull off this look!  Watch for her to make her debut as Jigsaw’s baby mama  in Saw 46 or whatever the next one is…  Cheers to that, we should celebrate her success!  Now, what did I do with all my candlesticks?

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Gillian Wright keeps it real about kids, crafts, organizing,  and (lack of) housework at Mrs. Wright, Gone Wrong.

Nothing like a good soft peen to cuddle with at night.

Wait. No.

What?

Peen with frills. Frills like look like a french maid outfit…

It…

I…

Makes me want to scratch.

*scritch, scritch, scritch*

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