Well, this is one way to sadly disappoint everyone who wanders downstairs looking for breakfast:

A little fact about soy candles is that the wax burns cool and is used as a very moisturizing lotion. Just dab a little melted wax on your finger and massage it into dry areas on your hands or feet and no more dry skin! An added bonus is that your mate might just love the smell of bacon and ask why you smell so delicious!

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I know this is too late for this year, but file it for future reference. This dollhouse miniature table centerpiece from Purple Shammrockshop is tiny:

But wouldn’t it be great to make a life-sized one out of cake balls and gummy worms? Please, someone, do it and send me photos. Please?

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Happy Halloween, y’all. No, it isn’t real. Thank goodness. It does look a little…fierce, though, doesn’t it?

It looks so real; one easily can confuse.It is crafted carefully out of Alpaca, and merino sheep fiber, silk and it is not a toy, as a living rat is not.
It might be a unique item for a collection and excellent for Halloween decoration. .
It consists of strong positive energy; you can feel it touching its soft back, paws and head. Probably it was charged by, while I’ve been creating it with a great joy.

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Who doesn’t love a teddy bear? A soft, lovey friend to keep you company in the dark, lonely nights.

Oh hell. Now why did you have to go and do that?

I’ll never sleep again.

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Every year I have to do it. I just have to, once per year, buy a bag of candy corn and eat it until I feel sick. Then I ask myself “Why did I do that?” Until the next year.

Well, consider me cured.

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