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Countdown to Thanksgiving: Give Thanks Dress

thanks dress Countdown to Thanksgiving: Give Thanks Dress

I give thanks that whoever sewed this dress isn’t my mother.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 15, 2009
Turkey Lurkey! |
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Gawd, I hope they wash their hands

testicle Gawd, I hope they wash their hands

The part that scares me the most? The MOTHER. EFFING. STICKER.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 14, 2009
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Penis Paraphernalia |
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Countdown to Thanksgiving: I Call Fowl.

turkey fowl Countdown to Thanksgiving: I Call Fowl.

From the listing:

All handmade this is the largest piece and is cut from my imagination and never a pattern, a hanging turkey of heavy weight muslin. Hand painted detials (sic) and full stuffed feather, give him a lovely primitive country look and feel.

This is a great piece to add to your country decor, looks excellent hanging from a fireplace mantel or in a fall display.

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on
Turkey Lurkey! |
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Note to self:

Next trip to the groomer, make a point of telling them NO. LION. MANE. MULLETS.

mullet Note to self:

Seriously? That shit borders on animal abuse.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 13, 2009
Stranger Than a Duck Wearing a Thong, Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall |
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You Don’t Have To Be 18 To Buy This Tissue Box Cover

tissue box cover You Dont Have To Be 18 To Buy This Tissue Box Cover

…but maybe you should be?  Just think how handy the tissues would be though.  *ahem*

Posted by Karen Sugarpants on
Penis Paraphernalia |
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