I give thanks that whoever sewed this dress isn’t my mother.

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The part that scares me the most? The MOTHER. EFFING. STICKER.

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From the listing:

All handmade this is the largest piece and is cut from my imagination and never a pattern, a hanging turkey of heavy weight muslin. Hand painted detials (sic) and full stuffed feather, give him a lovely primitive country look and feel.

This is a great piece to add to your country decor, looks excellent hanging from a fireplace mantel or in a fall display.

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Next trip to the groomer, make a point of telling them NO. LION. MANE. MULLETS.

Seriously? That shit borders on animal abuse.

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…but maybe you should be?  Just think how handy the tissues would be though.  *ahem*