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And I Was Worried I Wouldn’t Have Anything to Wear to My Stripper Pole Classes

In case you haven't been feeling trashy enough lately. Shredded Stripper Shirt The best part? Even the mannequin has tats. Because life is not possible without tats. {Source} Only $15 slightly sweaty one dollar bills
Posted by suebob on January 22, 2012
poptastrophe,Recyled Rejects |
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Like Sticking Your Hand Up Pepe Le Pew’s Butt

Skunk Fur Mittens: Skunk Fur Mittens For those days when you want to be both warm AND politically incorrect. Look out for PETA paint bombs, y'all. {Source} $125 worth of smelly carcass
Posted by suebob on January 21, 2012
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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Baby Lunacy

As an official Bad Aunt, this is something I might give as a baby gift - Crocheted Baby "Shoes" crocheted baby shoes Let's see: Pointless and unnecessary - check A pain to put on - check Will get caught on things and cause fuss - check The only thing they DON'T do is make loud, repetitive noises. Maybe the next version could feature some bells? {Source} $10.62 worth of wiggly baby nightmare
Posted by suebob on January 20, 2012
For The Insane,I Want to Punch a Crafter |
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Lose the Swiffer

Who needs a Swiffer duster when you can just whip your hair back and forth...and your earrings while you're at it. Red feather earrings {Source} $33 worth of Klassy
Posted by suebob on January 19, 2012
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe,Crazy Critter Parts |
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The Eyes Follow You All Around the Room

Forget "When I am an Old Lady I Shall Wear Purple." When I am an old lady (which will be in about 20 minutes from now) I shall wear a felted kitty brooch. felted cat brooch {Source} $26.99 worth of scary old lady shit
Posted by suebob on January 18, 2012
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe,Crazy Critter Parts,Disturbing Things We Should Never Own,Fantastic Felt Up |
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