I want to see this earflap hat live in person. Hilarious.

I think it is the tiny legs that really bring home the goofy goodness.
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But you’ll have to pay for the therapy later on. Promise.

{Source} Only $30. Therapy additional.

Something to offend everyone – the lady of the house, who doesn’t like hunting, and the man of the house, who doesn’t want his dead animals crapped up with floral fabric.

{Source} $1200 smackeroos

Quick, call Chuck Testa!

Not really a Craftastrophe, but I’m laughing my head off at all the opportunities this would give to create mayhem:

YOU CAN FIT INSIDE THIS! A person with a wolf costume, a creative imagination and some time on their hands could clear whole neighborhoods. May be classified as a weapon of mass distraction.

{Source} $2000 worth every penny

Imagine my excitement when I saw this glass pumpkin listed as a Magic Cinderella Pumpkin, selling for $1300:

I thought I could buy it and have it put on a carriage and ride around in it!

Sadly, it is only 12 inches high. Another dream crushed.

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