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Poop and Jesus in the very same post!

Editor’s note: Do not attempt to write a post while you’re mentally creating your shopping list. Oh, and kitty litter and cat nip? Totally interchangeable. (Maybe that’s why my cat hates me so.)

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People have this affinity for creating weird things for cat toys. I can’t think of anyone I know that would ever buy something like this for their animals to play with. I mean, sure it’s funny as hell to see a cat gnaw the crap out of a toy that’s laced with kitty litter cat nip, but to watch a cat gnaw the crap out of a diaper laced with kitty litter cat nip ?

I just don’t know.

poo diaper cat toy Poop and Jesus in the very same post!

“Aw look honey, Buster’s playing with the crap filled diaper again! Isn’t he just the cutest thing?!”

“Hey babe, come see the cat hump the crap out of the diaper toy!”

“Sweetie! The cat’s eating sh!t again!!”

All funny, yet for some reason, I still wouldn’t want to buy my cat a crap covered toy; and I don’t even like my cat.

jesuscattoy Poop and Jesus in the very same post!

Um, Jesus, sir. I think you have something on your face.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on June 20, 2009
CRAPtacular craftastrophes, Fantastic Felt Up, Funnier Than a Shart in a Spacesuit |
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Meet Url

fish squirrel Meet Url

From the listing:

This is Url. Say “Hello.” He may not understand you, but he finds comfort in the sounds of your voice.

He has been described by some as reminiscent of a Tim Burton character, though his true origins are dificult to determine. Whatever you decide, he is sure to consume your heart as he has mine.

Perhaps it’s his foggy mammalian eyes, gazing sadly at a world that will never accept him. Or the rows of petite teeth peering uselessly from behind his downturned fish-lips. Maybe, even, you will be endeared by the raw and glistening tracts of road rash, fatally administered by a speeding vehicle to an unsuspecting fox squirrel – the carcass of which Url was forced to inhabit following a particularly messy boating accident that forever separated him from his trunk.

He’s had a hard time. Please give him a good home.

I’m really not sure where to go from here. This is more obnoxious than Pink’s on again, off again marriage. I always say that I don’t need you but it’s always gonna come right back to this….Pleeeeease…don’t leave me….

Thanks Sarah!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on June 17, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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Bedazzled Menses

People are obsessed with tampon art. Seriously, they love their tampons.

There’s so many variations of the *ahem* recycled tampon that it’s a little eerie: and by eerie I totally mean OMFG Gross.

I don’t think I’ve EVER used the word CUTE to describe a tampon. That is: until now – because this tampon is super cute.

bedazzled tampon Bedazzled Menses

I was shocked to see how many people have sent us this little adorable pretend-to-be-”recycled” tampon.  Shocked! But I don’t think they were expecting that I’d fall in love with it and want it, because really who falls in love with a mock of a tampon!?

And the jewels? Could you image if Aunt Flow really was jewel encrusted. I want mine to be rubies. Obviously.

Speaking of the jewels:

its got tetris menses ~ source

AWESOME.

Thanks to JuxtaPoser, Laura, Jennifer and Kim for sending this in!!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on June 16, 2009
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Fantastic Felt Up |
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Jeff Goldblum Probably Would Not Approve This Message

the fly Jeff Goldblum Probably Would Not Approve This Message

Bzzzzz…..I gotta wonder who the hell would do this to their friend. Even if this close resemblance to a fly were pretty (it’s not)(flies land on poop), I wouldn’t model it on a half-naked, mostly-passed-out, totally-unshaven dude holding a bizarre excuse for a stuffed squar-nimal.

The whole ensemble reeks of Ecstasy and Rave Kids.  Where’s my glow bracelets?  Raid? Pretty pink fly swatter?

Maybe Sam and I should don these to the Mamapop Sparklecorn Extravaganza?  I dunno, I think these need moar sparklez.

mamapop party 160x220 Jeff Goldblum Probably Would Not Approve This Message

Thanks Autumn!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on June 15, 2009
Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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The Gothic Fantasy King Of All Horned Things

moloch 1 The Gothic Fantasy King Of All Horned Things

From the listing:

Moloch started his Life as an 11 inch all vinyl, bald, brightly orange-colored child’s toy.
He now thinks he is The Gothic Fantasy King Of All Horned Things.

Oh he does, does he?  It looks more like some dude defaced the poor thing until it looked as though it had been mauled by a pack of wolves.  That hair makes Barbie look authentic.  What IS that?  Soul Glo?

You know, however badass Moloch thinks he is, the fact remains that he still has that baby doll grin:

moloch 2 The Gothic Fantasy King Of All Horned Things

Which, coupled with the subtle come hither finger and the chest baring linen robe, totally spells GIGOLO.  Horned things, indeed.  Moloch honey, you look like you haven’t slept in weeks, and is that…Herpes on those lips?  Let me get you on a Visine & Valtrex treatment of sorts.

Thanks GirlShawn….for the greebily nightmares!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on June 14, 2009
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