America’s Late Night TV has certainly wrought upon us trends that I never ever thought would become popular.  Take the Snuggie for instance.  This backwards robe has sold over 56 kajibbillion since it first graced ad slots between old reruns of Three’s Company and late night soft porn.  Ahem.

When I saw these, erm, Handerpants, I laughed right out loud.  I can’t imagine who in their right mind would wear these, anywhere, for any reason.

Except maybe Gary Busey.  He’s always running his fingers through that mess of hair and he is, well, a shithead of the highest order.  See what I did there?  Shithead? Underwear gloves?  Heh.

Now that I made this prediction that they will never become a hit, you watch, they SO WILL.  It’s right up there with the Redneck Tank Top we loved back in May ‘09.  Word.

Thanks Perez!

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From the listing:

This felted tea pot warmer, created by Pen, is made from a recycled sweater, wet felted, cut into shape, and hand sculpted. Buck measures approximately 32cms by 22cms.

Buck will give your tea pot incredible warmth and undying companionship. A worthy addition to your kitchen.

It’s truly amazing what $100 can buy you these days…

Thanks Reba Jane!

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Dear Santa,

I’ve been such a good girl this year.  What I’d really like is a carousel of Crayola crayons and a couple of dirty colouring books filled with genitalia.  Don’t forget the glitter crayons!

Love, Karen

p.s. I know about glitter.  That’s why I asked.  Someone should tell that dead teenager, Edward Cullen.

Thanks Annette!

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Yeah Puss looks thrilled.

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Where once fashionable teapots go to die…

Thanks Danielle!

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