The question comes to mind: Steve Martin – frightened, constipated, or both? Please leave your answers in the comments section.

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Suebob has a high-fiber breakfast cereal recipe that can cure all that.

I’ve got another Lots to Love Berenguer baby doll.
This brand new Hispanic baby boy (at least I think he’s a boy – he’s not THAT detailed) is Alpha male, wearing a fashion forward/retro/semi-formal-casual/dumpster chiq wolf’s head costume and fur diapers.
Unlike the previous “Yo Gabba Geddes”, everything on Alpha Geddes is removable AND (get this) the wolf’s head can double as a real hat. NOW we’re stylin’.

Man, why can’t I ever find a fashion forward retro semi-formal casual dumpster chiq wolf’s head costume and fur diapers?!

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Renee thinks whoever made this is crazy town.

Renee

Are you looking for that last bit of charm for a newly-refinished room?

Maybe you’ve thought, “This room needs a little life, but not another houseplant.” Or perhaps you’re dreaming of a huge, hulking decorative goody which, when in use, will be impossible to move.

“Harder to move than my 100 gallon aquarium?” Yes, dear reader. Much harder to move than your 100 gallon aquarium.

When you install this piano/aqaurium (pianoquarium?) in your house you’ll be the envy of the block, and well on your way to becoming a hoarder.

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Cat Rocketship is an artist, a hipster housewife, and is vehemently anti-hoarding.

Yay! We came in 2nd in Crafting in the Canadian Weblog Awards!

Congrats to the 1st place winner, Yarn Harlot, and the 3rd place winner, Imagination in Parenting!

Did I ever tell you about when I was a young single woman, I went into a folk art shop in Vancouver and got to talking with the owner, who was a young dude that had a pretty face?  He was good looking, not gorgeous.  He asked me out on the spot and instead of say, taking me to dinner or a movie, the guy took me back to his basement apartment where we sat in the dark on his couch and watched his favorite movie: Natural Born Killers.

Yeah.

I faked a stomach illness about 10 minutes in and left abruptly.

Now, every time I see any sort of folk art, I feel as though it’s watching me. And maybe wants to skin me.

Disturbed doesn’t even begin to cover what I’m feeling right now.

Then I found the “Watching You Poop” website and decided to have a little fun.

Naturally.

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