Just in time for Easter, a cake that takes the symbols of the season to a disturbing new level.
A lamb cake. A cake that is meant to be decapitated. And then it bleeds jam.
Happy Easter, kids!
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Suebob does not think desserts should scare the children.
Do you happen to have $44 spare dollars and a need for 6 feet of useless craftastrophe goodness!? Then this knitted power cord is perfect for you!
The seller says:
“This is a fun, yellow knitted power cord! It can be worn as a decorative skinny scarf, or even a decorative belt. Use it to pull back your curtains or replace that boring old tie. Whatever you choose to do, let your imagination lead the way!”
Uhhhh, they know it’s SIX FEET LONG, right? That’s the weirdest longest tie, belt or scarf I’ve ever seen! But be careful, she tangles in the washing machine!
Who would spend so much time making such an odd item? Oh, must have been this guy:
Dang, the recession must have really hit Andre 3000!
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Gillian Wright keeps it real about kids, crafts, organizing, and (lack of) housework at Mrs. Wright, Gone Wrong.
What mother doesn’t worry about the germs surrounding her children’s playthings? It’s hard not to imagine what could be going into their precious little mouths after picking up a stray Weeble or Lego. WELL IMAGINE NO FURTHER, FRIENDS! For I have found a sculpture that is an exact replica of bacteria found in a child’s play room! Behold:
What might you do with this, you ask? Straight from the artist’s description:
This huge purple germ can hang from your ceiling or lounge on your bed. She weighs two pounds maybe? Definitely sweet, crafted very well and has delicate, feathery details.
Lounge on your bed! Hang from your ceiling–why not! Let your cleaning obsession be on constant alert with this furry beauty for the insanely low price of $400.00.
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Samantha cleans enough as it is, thankyouverymuch, but when she’s not can also be found at her personal blog Back To Me and her budget review blog Live Well Spend Well.
Hey you guys! I was pulling the plastic flamingos out of my front yard to make this headdress…is that two words? Head dress? I don’t know, you guys this ain’t a dress for your head but it sure is pretty! So, anyway, you guys I was pulling the pink plastic flamingos out of my front yard to make this “piece of art” when I realized…This art oughta be photographed in front of MY favorite piece of art. I present to you guys my totally rad headdress, photographed in front of the painting that John Wayne Gacy sent to me as a thank you for the many erotic letters I sent to him about my clown fetish. Etsy made me take down the erotic poem I originally had with this listing, so I had to change it to this:
This piece is a one of a kind. Where do I start. It is a headband with a huge bow on top made of pink, orange, and green florescent tulle, with a doll’s head in the middle. The doll has a sequened crown and there are two flamingos on each side of the bow. The headband is covered in blue tinsel material. It is not heavy though and will not weigh your head down. Anywhere you wear this to, you will be noticed. It is truly a piece of art and this is the only one I have ever made like it.
What I didn’t say is that this piece is meant to be worn with the lingerie that I made with the melted barbie heads on the nips.
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flutter writes on her personal blog byflutter, sometimes.
