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Wear your <strike>heart</strike> brain on your <strike>sleeve</strike> earlobe…

Pinky and the Brain?

I think I’m losing my touch. I have NO idea what this is or what it’s meant to be.

None.

From the listing:

These are Fimo Clay Cresents made from clear, white and pink color. They will fit earlobles the size of 5/8″ only

brain Wear your <strike>heart</strike> brain on your <strike>sleeve</strike> earlobe...

Maybe their meant to be earrings?

They kinda remind me of little bit of intestine.

Or brains.

Ya. Brains.

*shrugs*

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 3, 2009
Jewelry Not Found in Great Aunt Mary's Vanity |
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Shootin’ blanks

plushgun Shootin blanks

From the listing:

Whether you’re feeling like a peacemaker or wish you could take out a little bit of aggression*, everyone wishes they had a gun sometimes.

Named for the famous frontierswoman, prostitute, and professional scout, Calamity Jane, best known for being an acquaintance to Wild Bill Hickok. This gun is made from electric pink fabric with black handle detail and 2 white bones on either side.

Hand-sewn. Actual purchases will vary slightly.

Measures approx. 8 inches in length.

* Plush guns are less likely to get you sentenced to life in prison.

Maybe it’s the Canadian in me, but I can’t say I’ve ever been disappointed to NOT have a gun… until now…

Too bad there wasn’t some plush bullets – with glitter, they HAVE to have glitter – I could throw while I pretend to shoot at a passerby.

Thanks Reba Jane!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 2, 2009
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Fantastic Felt Up |
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Two Faced?

Ha.

Two. Faced? Get it?

zombiehead Two Faced?

I don’t know, maybe I’m missing something… All I see is an elephant trunks and a couple of zippers.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 1, 2009
Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall |
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Mary Had a Little… Unicorn?

unicorn Mary Had a Little... Unicorn?

From the listing:

“He was made from a baby lamb that died of natural causes shortly after birth.”

NO.

WAY.

That’s kinda COOL!  And much better than Cowicorn.

I wonder how Mary’s Little Lambs feel about Unicorn Porn (Unicorgy?) <— NSFW!

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Animals May Have Been Harmed in the Making of This Craftastrophe |
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Merry Halloween!

halloween doll Merry Halloween!

I think ‘re-sculpted face’ is a bit of an understatement.

Thanks Amanda!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 31, 2009
Messages From the Darkside |
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