That poor poor child.

Thanks Suebob!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you – Modified Barbie™.

Modified Barbie™ has had her lower extremities replaced with vertebrae giving her the appearance of a half eaten mermaid majestic, and awe inspiring creation. 

Modified Barbie™ comes with a string around her neck to hang her with…

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Sweet Baby Jeebus!!

Someone didn’t get their Swine Zombie Flu shot…

Thanks Liz!!

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Do your boobs hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder

like a Continental Solider

Do your boobs hang low?

Thanks Karen and Burgh Baby!!

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THE TREE GOES WHERE?!

Thanks Kathy!
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