I love how the crafter specified it wasn’t for drinking.  Especially since all of her pictures are blurry.  Ironic.

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Fantastic.

I can think of a dozen other inventions I’d like to ask Japan to work on.  Like a thing that will fold and put away laundry.  Or something to make me skinny the more sugar and crap I eat. HOW ABOUT THAT, JAPAN?

Who has two thumbs and a shitty shirt?

This girl.

Well, not really this girl, because dude? Did you see that shirt? Why the brass knuckles? It’s like the motherfuckin’ A Team all over again.

I pity da foo.

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I am Team Psycho-stalker-pervert-old-man-vampire-cold-as-ice-Edward lover while Karen is all about the fuzzy warm drooling hound werewolf Jacob.

As much as we love the books and are braving the masses on the pre-release night of New Moon, we are on opposite teams when it comes to vampire and werewolf hotness.

I do believe we are on the same team when it comes to creep-tastic wall decals…

which look like they’ve been written in blood…

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These (regurgitated) polymer clay caca faces are ready to add to your art dolls compost or any other craft project which will soon be burned beyond recognition.

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