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Souls Are Overrated

How do you feel about your soul? Are you tired of trying to make your current one work? Would you like to upgrade to a newer model but you’ve no idea how to remove the one you already have?!?! Well now you can!* Introducing the revolutionary new Creepy Zombie Doll! He’ll suck your soul out in seconds flat!**

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But wait, there’s more! Act now and we’ll also send you this “StrangeBorn” doll complete with the facial abnormalities of a rare genetic disorder! She’ll be sure to scare off…well…every living and unliving thing you could possibly imagine (with the exception of Creepy Zombie Doll). (more…)

Posted by Elly Lou (BugginWord) on March 15, 2010
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{NSFW} Excuse me? Are you finished with those Pringles?

Mmmmm… Pringles….

Um. Ya. I don’t think I’ll ever eat them again without thinking of this…

rcan2 {NSFW} Excuse me? Are you finished with those Pringles? (more…)

Posted by sam {temptingmama} on March 14, 2010
Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Guaranteed Not to Improve Your Report Card, Penis Paraphernalia |
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It’s a Special Lady Time on Craftastrophe!

Personally, I prefer not to think about tampons more than I have to. Apparently I’m in the minority, because there is all kinds of lovely tampon art on Etsy.com.

Give kitty his own play-tampon, complete with felt blood! This may actually be genius, since cats are always dragging real tampons out of the trash and playing with them…

Kitty loves a tampon

This next tampon is suggested as a gift for ladies who have passed menopause as kind of an honor, but I can think of PLENTY of other people who might need a “Golden Tampon Lifetime Achievement Award”. Let your imagination be your guide.Golden Tampon Award

You may have heard the unfortunate term “Vajazzling” lately. I think this person may have got that idea a little twisted up in their head and put the jewels right on the tampon, bypassing the Vajayjay completely:

Bedazzled Tampon PuppetDo NOT attempt to use this lest you severely injure your Special Panty Parts.

{Source} Kitty Tampon Toy

{Source} Golden Tampon Award

{Source} Bedazzled Tampon Finger Puppet

Suebob denies writing this post under the influence of PMS.

Posted by suebob on March 13, 2010
Fantastic Felt Up, Lady Bits and Pieces, Stuff You Should Hang On Your Wall, Y'all Like Mah Vagina Art? |
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Felt Fashionistas

C’mon, admit it, you love Project Runway! Now you can play along at home with your own little felt finger-puppet fashionistas.

You can be so fierce with your tiny Christian Siriano!Designer Christian SirianoAnd you can have Anna Wintour tell him “You haven’t seen fierce until you’ve seen me with my sunglasses off!”

Anna WintourYou can class the place up with Karl LagerFELT, who says he sleeps under white ermine covers in the summer and sable in the winter…well, really, who doesn’t?

Karl LagerfeldI think the set really needs some crazy competitors and a tiny Tim Gunn to yell “Make it work!”

I think these are all kinds of awesome.

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Suebob promises never to wear anything with printing across the butt.

Posted by suebob on March 12, 2010
Fantastic Felt Up, Not a Craftastrophe But Cool Enough to Rate High, poptastrophe |
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Less Dread, More Head …..

With St Patrick’ s Day approaching, do you find yourself looking for the perfect accessory to complement your outfit?

Something that would be at home in the office, school or the titty city bar  ?

Look no further than these unique “dreadfalls” ……

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As an added bonus, they can be quickly removed in case all of that green beer decides to reappear and you don’t have another dancer a friend to hold your hair back.

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Dreadful Dreadfall indeed ……

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Kim learned as a young lass to avoid any clothing item with the word “dread” in it.

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