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Countdown To Thanksgiving: Pumpkin Pants

pumpkin pants Countdown To Thanksgiving: Pumpkin Pants

That poor poor child.

Thanks Suebob!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on November 5, 2009
Turkey Lurkey! |
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Mattel is going to wish they thought of this

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you – Modified Barbie™.

Modified Barbie™ has had her lower extremities replaced with vertebrae giving her the appearance of a half eaten mermaid majestic, and awe inspiring creation. 

Modified Barbie™ comes with a string around her neck to hang her with…

modifiedbarbie Mattel is going to wish they thought of this

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on
You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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I *used* to like chenille….

Sweet Baby Jeebus!!

Minis I *used* to like chenille....

Someone didn’t get their Swine Zombie Flu shot…

Thanks Liz!!

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Disturbing Things We Should Never Own, Fantastic Felt Up |
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Like tube socks and oranges

Do your boobs hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder

like a Continental Solider

Do your boobs hang low?

boobscarf Like tube socks and oranges

Thanks Karen and Burgh Baby!!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on
Knitting Nightmare, Lady Bits and Pieces |
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What a Christmas Angel is really thinking…

THE TREE GOES WHERE?!

angel What a Christmas Angel is really thinking...

Thanks Kathy!
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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 4, 2009
You Can Stop Making Crafts Now |
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