If this person actually gets $1850 for these sculptures made of dryer lint, I’ll be saving mine for years to come.  I’m sure I could make the likeness of Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake or maybe just Verne Troyer, depending on how long I wanna save lint for.

Lint Girl looks sad.  Maybe because her head is too heavy for her linty neck. 

Thanks Tanya!

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Felted wool makes my back teeth hurt.  It reminds me way too much of dryer lint and we all know crafts made from dryer lint go awry.

So when I saw this clumsy ballerina, I had to close the browser quickly before my back teeth jumped out of my face and ran away to be with someone in my podunk town who needs them more than me.  I’m pretty sure the hicks around here don’t make ‘crafts’ of this nature and by crafts, I mean crap.

Furthermore, linty ballerina is topless.  With some very scary flapdoodles.  Though I’m sure you’ll agree they still look more natural than Victoria Beckhams.  Hell, a couple of cantalopes duct taped to her chest would look more natural than the breast-i-mess she’s sporting.

Felted wool billibongs after the jump.  If you care.

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Pocket lint, dryer lint, hairballs all wonderful for making art wouldn’t you say?

It’s cost effective, environmentally friendly and can look very beautiful if it’s constructed nicely.

Take for instance my cat’s hairballs. All the work and effort he puts into those things? He’s a true master at his art.

I bet a few more years and he’ll be making things like these and I can finally cash in on him.

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